Parentheses
I saw this commercial about getting rid of those dreaded smile lines the look like parentheses () around your mouth. Don't you hate those?!
I didn't even realize they were a problem!
That's what I love about society. They concern us with things that aren't even important! Honestly, did you realize you were a chubby kid before your dad poked you in the stomach and made the Pilsbury Doughboy sound? I didn't know I was short until 5th grade lol.
Why do we discuss stupid matters like parentheses lines and our purses being too big for our height? Remember when you first learned about toe plastic surgery? I thought the main concern was avoiding corns and bunyons!
Guess we'll discuss more important things like world hunger and AIDS in Africa after we take care of those blasted parentheticals!
I didn't even realize they were a problem!
That's what I love about society. They concern us with things that aren't even important! Honestly, did you realize you were a chubby kid before your dad poked you in the stomach and made the Pilsbury Doughboy sound? I didn't know I was short until 5th grade lol.
Why do we discuss stupid matters like parentheses lines and our purses being too big for our height? Remember when you first learned about toe plastic surgery? I thought the main concern was avoiding corns and bunyons!
Guess we'll discuss more important things like world hunger and AIDS in Africa after we take care of those blasted parentheticals!