Havent done quotes in a while.......
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
George Globol
"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
Joan Rivers
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Homer Simpson
"If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance."
United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure
"How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?" -- Scream 2
"People are always telling you that change is a good thing, but what they're really saying is that something that you didn't want to happen just happened." -- You've Got Mail
"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts." -- Naked Gun 2 1/2
"Imagine you're a deer, prancing along and you spot a little brook. You put your deer lips down to the cool clear water when BAM! A f***in' 9 mm takes off part of your hear, your guts are laying around in little bloody pieces. Now I ak's ya, would you give a shit what color pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearin'?" -- My Cousin Vinny
"I've got moves you’ve never seen." -- My Best Friend’s Wedding
"A loser?! Who you calling a loser? What if I rip one of your antennas off and throw it across the yard, who's the loser then?" -- Mulan
"Nothing has turned out as we expected. It never does. Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is." -- Gone With the Wind
"What we do in this life echoes in eternity." -- Gladiator
"I guess sometime there just aren't enough rocks." -- Forrest Gump
"You are everything I never knew I always wanted." -- Fools Rush In
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfeld
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry
"When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate."Top chef Raymond Blanc
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." A. Whitney Brown
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
Jerry Seinfeld
"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
Sue Murphy
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."Jim Carrey
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
Charles Austin Beard
I think thats enough qoutes for now.........
George Globol
"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
Joan Rivers
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Homer Simpson
"If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance."
United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure
"How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?" -- Scream 2
"People are always telling you that change is a good thing, but what they're really saying is that something that you didn't want to happen just happened." -- You've Got Mail
"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts." -- Naked Gun 2 1/2
"Imagine you're a deer, prancing along and you spot a little brook. You put your deer lips down to the cool clear water when BAM! A f***in' 9 mm takes off part of your hear, your guts are laying around in little bloody pieces. Now I ak's ya, would you give a shit what color pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearin'?" -- My Cousin Vinny
"I've got moves you’ve never seen." -- My Best Friend’s Wedding
"A loser?! Who you calling a loser? What if I rip one of your antennas off and throw it across the yard, who's the loser then?" -- Mulan
"Nothing has turned out as we expected. It never does. Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is." -- Gone With the Wind
"What we do in this life echoes in eternity." -- Gladiator
"I guess sometime there just aren't enough rocks." -- Forrest Gump
"You are everything I never knew I always wanted." -- Fools Rush In
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfeld
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry
"When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate."Top chef Raymond Blanc
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." A. Whitney Brown
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
Jerry Seinfeld
"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
Sue Murphy
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."Jim Carrey
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
Charles Austin Beard
I think thats enough qoutes for now.........