Daytime drivers SUCK
I've got it all figured out. I just came back from taking Kendra to volleyball practice and then I went to Wal-Mart for some hangers and to Beer 4 Less for some smokes. What I discovered is that the laws of the road, as taught to us in Driver's Ed in high school and at the DMV when you take your test, only apply after dark. The rules in the daytime are as follows:
1) It's light outside, you don't need your headlights, and turn signals are "lights" so to speak, so why use them? They're not needed.
2) Use of the gas pedal is illegal, you are to let your car idle everywhere. Only use the gas pedal when going up hills, or when flying into a line of parked cars (such as a long line that's been waiting for construction for over a half hour)
3) Any open spot of pavement in Wal-Mart's parking lot is a parking space, no matter of it's locations or markings.
4) There are imaginary stop signs everywhere that only old people can see, and they should be obeyed, whether you can see them or not.
5) Actual existing stop signs are to be ignored in lieu of the imaginary ones.
6) When turning, it is necessary to come to a complete and total stop on the road before making your turn, no matter where you are or who is behind you.
Hmm...that's about all I can think of for now. If I didn't have so much shit to do, I'd consider just staying in the rest of the day until it gets dark. Fuck this town and their stupid old people driving everywhere.
1) It's light outside, you don't need your headlights, and turn signals are "lights" so to speak, so why use them? They're not needed.
2) Use of the gas pedal is illegal, you are to let your car idle everywhere. Only use the gas pedal when going up hills, or when flying into a line of parked cars (such as a long line that's been waiting for construction for over a half hour)
3) Any open spot of pavement in Wal-Mart's parking lot is a parking space, no matter of it's locations or markings.
4) There are imaginary stop signs everywhere that only old people can see, and they should be obeyed, whether you can see them or not.
5) Actual existing stop signs are to be ignored in lieu of the imaginary ones.
6) When turning, it is necessary to come to a complete and total stop on the road before making your turn, no matter where you are or who is behind you.
Hmm...that's about all I can think of for now. If I didn't have so much shit to do, I'd consider just staying in the rest of the day until it gets dark. Fuck this town and their stupid old people driving everywhere.