Same old...
I was hanging out with 3 of my friends today. Their names were Theo, April, and Chris. Well, Theo and April got a few drinks from 7-11 while they were at my house. Then Theo wanted to smoke but didn't have any weed. So, he took out his pipe and scraped the black tar shit from the pipe. After he was done doing that, he put it in the pipe, and smoked it. He got like 4 hits out of it *it was a dirty ass pipe* So then I ask him, "did that get you high?" He said, "it's a different kind of high, it makes you feel different", and my friend Chris says "yeah...I would feel...depressed..." Both Chris and I bust up laughing... gee and wonder why.
I was talking to my friend Ivan earlier tonight. He asked if I still wanted to be a doctor, I said, "yes", of course. I've wanted to be a doctor since I was a kid. So yeah, then he told me that he wants to be a pilot. For a single guy, assuming he's still single, they make decent money. Then he said, "yeah, and if I work 12-18 months, I can become a captain! :)" Then he says:
"This is your captain speaking, my co-pilot, Elmo, and I are smoking fat bulls, and we'll take off as soon as we break the box. Please keep all hands and legs inside your pants until the seat belt sign turns off. Thank-you and enjoy your flight."
I was talking to my friend Ivan earlier tonight. He asked if I still wanted to be a doctor, I said, "yes", of course. I've wanted to be a doctor since I was a kid. So yeah, then he told me that he wants to be a pilot. For a single guy, assuming he's still single, they make decent money. Then he said, "yeah, and if I work 12-18 months, I can become a captain! :)" Then he says:
"This is your captain speaking, my co-pilot, Elmo, and I are smoking fat bulls, and we'll take off as soon as we break the box. Please keep all hands and legs inside your pants until the seat belt sign turns off. Thank-you and enjoy your flight."