008. how to name your children 101

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onomatopoetic sounds,
moans,
food items,
intangible nouns,
electronic brand names,
tongues your larynx can't handle,
NASA missions,
your own name,
Twilight,
precious metals,
states and countries,
thesauri entries,
the name of your grade school,
television channels,
colors,
the delivering doctor's mother's maiden name,
street signs,
periodic elements,
Hitler,
your first stripper,