Diet is "die" with a "t"

[boodabutt]

Mommy won't let me eat anymore. She is mean. She is a big poopie head. I like kibbles in the bathroom. I like to whine until someone lets me go eat kibbles. Now there are no kibbles to eat. Except at something called "mealtime"...WTF?!?!

p.s. Lily is a little biaotch - she whines louder than me, so she gets kibbles! I hate her...