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I am drunk, and so I write.
Being tigang is natural to every human being. This itchiness can be solved by finding your own partner or choosing to be with your favorite lonesome partner, the hand. I have this friend who complains that never in his life did he experienced having a so called "wet dream". For all those claiming to be virgin brains out there, wet dreams happen when you abstain from touching yourself for the longest time and cum involuntary releases from your genitiles during sleep and dreaming. I wonder, the women have their in share of these blissful moments? There is a study that about only 30% of women touch them selves (Esguerra, 2001). And another study shows that about 70% of women fake their orgasms during sexual intercourse (Common knowledge, forever). In retrospect, we can sum up that about majority of women are denied of sexual pleasure which leads me to my point. Do women have wet dreams? Hmmmm....
I would have to be strictly honest about this issue, I have yet to experience this phenomenon so I wouldn't really know how it feels. Proud to say that I am healthy when it comes to exercising my bodily produce proteins (all men are). And now I procclaim that I am officially abstaining from pleasing myself for 40 days in order to experience this unusual jubilation of sleep. Good luck to me.
Apologize for the alcohol. I like what I wrote today. Sabaw.