todays dedication :: things that make me go.. "YOU BRAINLESS MORON!"
i work in a call center... tech support for an isp to be exact. you all know this. the people that call in could have a full labotoamy and not notice a difference in their brain functions. you have from the people who call in and don't know what a keyboard is to the people that call in from their cell phones while driving and expect me to tech support their computers. seriously people.... morons.
oh my fucking god...... and the people who give their grandparents a computer... one million year old grandparents who can barely use a phone call in expecting us to be able to help them. no. this is not possible. my only salvation is the fact they don't understand that when i tell them that hitting the connect button will disconnect us cause we are on the same phone line.... they don't believe me. thank god for the little things.... morons. both the granparents using the pc, and the kids giving the pc.
i don't care what wierd or wacky thought up hairbrain excuse that you give me when you cancel your account. i will not refund the last years worth of service. yeah. you "forgot" for a year that we were charging 15$ a month to your credit card... riiiiiiiight. i don't care... morons.
people that drive the speed limit only in certain areas too. you're speeding along at a healthy 75mph in a 55 zone when all of a sudden, >BOOM< you hit a 40mph sign and the person in front of you slams on their breaks and drives 35. then as soon as you are out of the zone... its up to 75 again. seriously. if you're going to break the law and speed be consistant. for example. if you're going to break the law and drink underage, be consistant. don't only drink when you know you can't get caught. drink all the time.. like a fish. swim in the booze... also... people who don't use turn signals, then get pissed when i'm on their ass like grease on uncle jesse's hair. i didn't know you were turning. for all i know, you are just a flipping idiot.... gosh.... morons.
i'm sure i'll add more later in the day, its only 11 and i work until 6pm. but right now i'm good.
oh my fucking god...... and the people who give their grandparents a computer... one million year old grandparents who can barely use a phone call in expecting us to be able to help them. no. this is not possible. my only salvation is the fact they don't understand that when i tell them that hitting the connect button will disconnect us cause we are on the same phone line.... they don't believe me. thank god for the little things.... morons. both the granparents using the pc, and the kids giving the pc.
i don't care what wierd or wacky thought up hairbrain excuse that you give me when you cancel your account. i will not refund the last years worth of service. yeah. you "forgot" for a year that we were charging 15$ a month to your credit card... riiiiiiiight. i don't care... morons.
people that drive the speed limit only in certain areas too. you're speeding along at a healthy 75mph in a 55 zone when all of a sudden, >BOOM< you hit a 40mph sign and the person in front of you slams on their breaks and drives 35. then as soon as you are out of the zone... its up to 75 again. seriously. if you're going to break the law and speed be consistant. for example. if you're going to break the law and drink underage, be consistant. don't only drink when you know you can't get caught. drink all the time.. like a fish. swim in the booze... also... people who don't use turn signals, then get pissed when i'm on their ass like grease on uncle jesse's hair. i didn't know you were turning. for all i know, you are just a flipping idiot.... gosh.... morons.
i'm sure i'll add more later in the day, its only 11 and i work until 6pm. but right now i'm good.