new ideas for the use of LJ .... dedications
I decided i'm going to dedicate all my entries to something. we'l see how long this lasts....
this entry is dedicated to something very near and dear to my and every woman's heart... breasts.
all women have them and they come in all shapes and sizes. but sometiems it seems a little non-P.C. to talk about them. Comedians use boobs to make fun of , men oogle over them but no one really talks about them. in a plain and clear format. they are just another part of the body. they squirt milk every now and then, but other than that they are just flesh and muscle and fat, not even any bone in them.
when someone brushes against your boobs, most the time (ecspecially men) they will make a big deal about it "oh im so sorry really i didn't mean to, oh dear how embarassing" that is gay. seriously. if someoen brushes against your hand or elbow or something you don't make such a big deal about it. why not? what if i am a member of a religion wherein the sexual or most attractive part of the body is my pinky finger. you touched it, how do you nkow i'm not offended. you don't. you just go oh. sorry and walk away.
you know women don't help much in this aspect. as soon as someone accidentally brushes against you, you throw your arms around your chest and go "oh MY!" that is dumB. they didn't do it on purpose, or maybe they did, but don't act like you didn't like it. you slutty little whore.
what else can i say about boobies. ooh they're bouncy. when you grab them they all move around like something non-human.. all boneless and shite. hehe. funny.
my boobs in particular are rather big... lots big. infact i have some clothes i can't wear cause they don't fit over the boobies. lol . pathetic. it causes back pain.
what are your thoughts on boobs. boobies. tits. breasts. melons. tatas. knockers. hooters. honkers. fun bags (thanks to dan haha!). dirty pillows. headlights. ten lbs of fat with a nipple. ???
this entry is dedicated to something very near and dear to my and every woman's heart... breasts.
all women have them and they come in all shapes and sizes. but sometiems it seems a little non-P.C. to talk about them. Comedians use boobs to make fun of , men oogle over them but no one really talks about them. in a plain and clear format. they are just another part of the body. they squirt milk every now and then, but other than that they are just flesh and muscle and fat, not even any bone in them.
when someone brushes against your boobs, most the time (ecspecially men) they will make a big deal about it "oh im so sorry really i didn't mean to, oh dear how embarassing" that is gay. seriously. if someoen brushes against your hand or elbow or something you don't make such a big deal about it. why not? what if i am a member of a religion wherein the sexual or most attractive part of the body is my pinky finger. you touched it, how do you nkow i'm not offended. you don't. you just go oh. sorry and walk away.
you know women don't help much in this aspect. as soon as someone accidentally brushes against you, you throw your arms around your chest and go "oh MY!" that is dumB. they didn't do it on purpose, or maybe they did, but don't act like you didn't like it. you slutty little whore.
what else can i say about boobies. ooh they're bouncy. when you grab them they all move around like something non-human.. all boneless and shite. hehe. funny.
my boobs in particular are rather big... lots big. infact i have some clothes i can't wear cause they don't fit over the boobies. lol . pathetic. it causes back pain.
what are your thoughts on boobs. boobies. tits. breasts. melons. tatas. knockers. hooters. honkers. fun bags (thanks to dan haha!). dirty pillows. headlights. ten lbs of fat with a nipple. ???