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Je ne t'achèterai pas une boisson
Dude I suck at life. Courtney take a memo: Antoine, no matter what the drunkard says, take them home and put them in the bed and LEAVE; your life will be better for it. Everyday. Thanks Courtney, you're the ish.
Fellas wanna kick it, but I don't play soccer. Yall fa real, i'm really fat and lazy, and you can't even imagine how awesome it is. I'm basically an old man. Its cold damnit, turn off the M**** F***** A/C!!~!1!11oneshiftone. You think being as fat as I am, I would have excess insulation and shiznit, but obviously not.
Homies wanna chill, but I like my shrimp hot! So i've been in such a crappy mood and i've been going around asking questions to all of my good friends, trying to apologize for sucking at life so much. But i've come to realize my friendship niche. The people who know me best know how evil I am. And being as evil as I am, you would think I could be a little less caring? I guess theres some good in there somewhere huh?
Bitches wanna hang, but I don't like being upside down. So this saturday I went to the women's rugby game after choir rehearsal and HOLY F***ING DUMP it was famazing. Yeah I said it, FAMAZING. Maybe i'm just a sucker for a chick with muscles and brute strength. Je ne sais pas. I've become an instant fan and have already donated money and plan on buying a t-shirt as soon as Sam gets to class. GEEZ, I'm afraid I really suck at school, cause I have a test Thursday that I let slip my mind (or i just never went to class), a concert tonight, a lab report due tonight, I gotta breathe air, and then theres food...oh my gosh. How did This Old Man do it? With a nick nack patty whack....WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!?!? Oh will someone tell me the ways of This Old Man, he seems to be so wise and so happy with his life. I spit on happiness!
My crew wants me to run with them, but I have a bad back. I want to be a SQUID DAMNIT! Squids can camouflage themselves and eat sharks, and punch people in the face, I WANT ONE! I want to be an invertebrate zoologist, but i'm too stupid. I want a shell. But there are so many kinds, I don't even know what kind I want. So many decisions, so little time.
People wanna party, so I'll cry if I want to! I'm excited for this weekend cause Tech is coming down and its gonna be really fun. I'm taking Geoff and Bailey to New Orleans so that will be really fun. And then its Homecoming week, so that will be fun as well. I wish I was on court, goes to show that you don't always get waht you want, GEEZ! Hahaha that movie was pretty bad... I'm not paying attention in class so i'mma holla. Lets make the headlines! The End.
Dude I suck at life. Courtney take a memo: Antoine, no matter what the drunkard says, take them home and put them in the bed and LEAVE; your life will be better for it. Everyday. Thanks Courtney, you're the ish.
Fellas wanna kick it, but I don't play soccer. Yall fa real, i'm really fat and lazy, and you can't even imagine how awesome it is. I'm basically an old man. Its cold damnit, turn off the M**** F***** A/C!!~!1!11oneshiftone. You think being as fat as I am, I would have excess insulation and shiznit, but obviously not.
Homies wanna chill, but I like my shrimp hot! So i've been in such a crappy mood and i've been going around asking questions to all of my good friends, trying to apologize for sucking at life so much. But i've come to realize my friendship niche. The people who know me best know how evil I am. And being as evil as I am, you would think I could be a little less caring? I guess theres some good in there somewhere huh?
Bitches wanna hang, but I don't like being upside down. So this saturday I went to the women's rugby game after choir rehearsal and HOLY F***ING DUMP it was famazing. Yeah I said it, FAMAZING. Maybe i'm just a sucker for a chick with muscles and brute strength. Je ne sais pas. I've become an instant fan and have already donated money and plan on buying a t-shirt as soon as Sam gets to class. GEEZ, I'm afraid I really suck at school, cause I have a test Thursday that I let slip my mind (or i just never went to class), a concert tonight, a lab report due tonight, I gotta breathe air, and then theres food...oh my gosh. How did This Old Man do it? With a nick nack patty whack....WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!?!? Oh will someone tell me the ways of This Old Man, he seems to be so wise and so happy with his life. I spit on happiness!
My crew wants me to run with them, but I have a bad back. I want to be a SQUID DAMNIT! Squids can camouflage themselves and eat sharks, and punch people in the face, I WANT ONE! I want to be an invertebrate zoologist, but i'm too stupid. I want a shell. But there are so many kinds, I don't even know what kind I want. So many decisions, so little time.
People wanna party, so I'll cry if I want to! I'm excited for this weekend cause Tech is coming down and its gonna be really fun. I'm taking Geoff and Bailey to New Orleans so that will be really fun. And then its Homecoming week, so that will be fun as well. I wish I was on court, goes to show that you don't always get waht you want, GEEZ! Hahaha that movie was pretty bad... I'm not paying attention in class so i'mma holla. Lets make the headlines! The End.