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Last night, we had a guy that just Wasn't Having Fun. He came in with his younger female companion, and stood by the bar. They had been there for a little bit before I'd gotten around to them, so I missed all the earlier altercations with them.
Me=Dancer girly
C=Customer
CG=Customer's girl
Me: *comes round, dancedancesmilesmile* Hey there!
C: *looks me up and down, and then* Well Hellllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Me: *smiling, still dancing* How are you tonight?
C: Ah, you know, not so good.
Me: Awwww, I'm sorry-what's wrong?
C: I've been LECTURED three times tonight. By the staffers, I guess? THEY tell me I'm not allowed to touch you.
Me: Well...you're not. *laughs*
C: I got yelled at for grabbing this one girls ass, can you believe it?!
Me: Yes, I sure can! Because you're not supposed to touch us.
C: Well, then I'M not having fun. *turns to CG* Dear?
CG: NOT having fun.
C: Unless-are you coming home with us?
Me: Nooo.
C: Then we aren't having fun. If we can't touch you sexy girls, and we can't take you sexy girls home, we don't spend any money on you girls.
Me: *still cheerful* Okay! I'll let the other girls know :) That way they don't 'bother' you.
C: Oh gee, how considerate.
Me: That's me! *smilesmile* *walks away*
Of course, I told the bouncer first. Apparently the dude had been grabby and rude-at one point, the dude actually said to the bouncer 'DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!' The bouncer said, 'No. Do you know who *I* am?' Confused, the dude said no. But continued insisting that he be allowed to do as he pleased because of who he was. Which, he never clarified, so as far as we were concerned, he was just some uppity old man.
So, he and his girl got chucked :)
Later in the night, a group of men came in. When I went around, the first man seemed very enamored with me, and requested a nude couch dance with me. I agreed, and took him back.
Nude dances are $45, whereas topless dances are $20. I believe that to be fairly understandable.
Not this guy. I did the dance, and when the five minutes were up, he started complaining. Right in the couch room, where three other girls were also doing dances. I started to gently pull him to the door, so he could do his bitching away from other customers who were trying to enjoy themselves.
His complaint? I didn't dance 'like the girls in Jersey'. According to him, there they just grind on your lap for the entire time.
There's two things about that:
1. Welcome to Pennsylvania. While I don't know the laws in Jersey, it stands to reason that different states have *gasp* different laws.
2. I don't know where you've been. What makes you think I'm going to rub my naked vajayjay on you/your clothes?
Ugh. After my next go round on the stage, they left.
The bar was slammed pretty much all night. Towards the very end of the night, about twenty or so people came in, all in Halloween costumes-there had been a party in the area, I guess, and they all decided to come to my bar.
Good, right? People=monies, after all.
Not so good.
They all sat right at the bar, taking up room, and refusing to tip. They were touchy, too.
After the third girl stormed away from them, having gotten only two dollars from the lot of them (there was one girl with them, dressed as a racer with devil horns (?) who was tipping two bucks each, but that was it), they were spoken to.
My bar is a 'tip, or gtfo' type of bar.
After the bouncers had spoken to them, they quieted down, sat in an orderly fashion, and tipped at least a dollar a piece :D
My only issue with them after that was with the one dressed as a 'pimp'. He kept following me around while I was trying to talk to customers. Telling me how pretty my eyes and hair and teeth (?) are. Which is great and all, but once I excuse myself from you, you need to leave me the fuck alone and let me do my job >_<
But thanks-
To the guy who got a topless dance and his three friends-you were hilarious and tipped well, thank you :)
To the boyfriend of a girl I used to know-thanks for sitting with me while I was bored and shooting the breeze.
And to the dancers for making me feel welcome at the new club :)