Comments | boobiebar: Tales from the Boobie Bar!

boobiebar

Tales from the Boobie Bar!

Oct 17, 2006 07:39

cheap, grabby, creepy, gtfo plz, derderder, lolno., cellphone fail

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brownkitty October 17 2006, 11:44:59 UTC

And you always find a way to keep me right here waiting...

Is there any such thing as a normal customer or are they all losers in various ways?

boobiebar October 17 2006, 11:45:43 UTC

There's many normal ones ^^ I have more than 3-5 customers a night, yanno =P

brownkitty October 17 2006, 11:46:35 UTC

Yeah, and I figured you were telling us about the worst ones, not the unusual ones ;)

boobiebar October 17 2006, 11:47:26 UTC

Yep :) But I like to throw the unusual ones in there, too. They make me all wtf-y.

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intendent October 17 2006, 11:50:02 UTC

Heh, I wouldn't have made it through his speech before I died laughing, too. I have no idea how you did it!

satyrblade October 17 2006, 12:00:42 UTC

The more I read your experiences, the more contempt I have for my own gender. How fucking sad these dudes are! :)

syniqal October 17 2006, 14:44:23 UTC

Good old Pagan symbology, that icon. :p

But yeah, straight men suck. Actually, gay men suck too, but in different ways-no-that's-not-what-I-meant.

barankhy October 17 2006, 19:01:15 UTC

Actually, gay men suck too, but in different ways-no-that's-not-what-I-meant.
Oh, yes, you did mean it like that *teases*

satyrblade October 17 2006, 23:00:44 UTC

Thank you. And not ALL straight men suck - just most of us!

And trust me - many straight and gay women... well, I'm not gonna walk into that one, but let's just say they leave a lot to be desired in Clue Dept. #1. :)

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knifesmile October 17 2006, 12:07:13 UTC

I sometimes find it hard to believe I'm so unusual. But obviously, none of the other creepy-drunk sociopaths in the world are self-aware. Or else they're just totally fucking incompetent.

Why would anyone bother pretending to be rich when junkie chic is a hell of a lot cheaper and gets you that many more sceneXcore whores with STDS anyhow, which is what your bad customers all apparently seem to want?

Suggest that to Mr. Pre-Paid next time you see him. "Psst -- you'd get laid ten times a night if only you pretended to be The Crow on skag in a goth bar! Go try it! Carpe noctem!"

max_treason October 17 2006, 12:45:36 UTC

HEY! What's wrong with being The Crow on....

errr... never mind.

knifesmile October 17 2006, 12:48:06 UTC

If you have to ask... :p

samayel October 17 2006, 14:19:18 UTC

I belong to my local goth clique here in Florida, and we used to have a saying: "Friends dont let friends go to goth clubs dressed like the crow"

People still do that, though... "straights" as we call them, go to Hot Topic that day and spend lotsa money, thinking that all goth girls are sluts and if you appear goth, you will be getting them..

(sigh)

kierseyla October 17 2006, 12:58:58 UTC

Staind - Right Here

Yay! I got one!!!