The Return of the Attack of the Tales From the Boobie Bar!
Me=Recently returned dancer-type :D
OG=Old guy
Me=*goes around for tips, dancedancesmilesmile, approaches OG* Hi!
OG=Wow, hey there. *licks his lips* *gets a dollar*
Me=*keeps dancing*
OG=*tips me* I bet you taste sweet.
Me=o.O Thanks.
OG=I mean, if you'd let me, I'd ATTACK that. Mm.
Me=Nooo, I'm afraid not. *stage laugh*
OG=Just bury my face right in there. Umph. *is almost visibly drooling*
Me=*gets other dollar* Er, uh, thanks.
OG=Just give me a call. You want my number? You can call me. Anytime.
Me=Nnnoooo thank you. *scampers off*
And this one is from my room mate, inkybink!
A fellow came into the club alone, and sat in front of the stage. After a little while, he asked three girls to piss in a cup for him for $5.
That's not the best part, though.
Best part is, he wanted them to piss in the cups so he could drink it while watching the dancers.
My room mate declined, of course. Two other unnamed girls agreed. And the guy just sat there, merrily sipping at his glasses of stripper-pee.
^Just typing that made me want to vomit.
He was picky about it, too. A little boggled, one of the girls who agreed to it asked if he wanted another dancers pee, and he said no because she wasn't pretty enough.
W.T.F.
And thanks:
To all the girls and the regular customers who welcomed me back ^^
And to that one guy at the bar that just kept stopping me to tell me I was lovely.