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Breather week! Here's a chance to catch up on anything you might have missed~
THE PIN DRABBLE THING CATCH UP WEEK III!
Theme No. 11: FIRST KISS!
Theme No. 12: MIRROR!
Theme No. 13: COMPETITION!
Theme No. 14: POOL!
Theme No. 15: REALITY!
Theme No. 16: COSPLAY!
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THE PIN DRABBLE THING CATCH UP WEEK III!
Theme No. 11: FIRST KISS!
Theme No. 12: MIRROR!
Theme No. 13: COMPETITION!
Theme No. 14: POOL!
Theme No. 15: REALITY!
Theme No. 16: COSPLAY!
Read any drabbles you missed! Drabble here for any of the themes so far! No ( Read more... )
It was just a night of two friends, too much beer, and talk about Ryo. “Can you believe!” Jin exclaimed, spilling a little bit of his drink onto Yamapi’s carpet, “ can you believe! Ryo said I was a sex addict! He said I wouldn’t last a week!”
Yamapi had laughed. “But he’s the one who can’t go a week without seeing Uchi! I could last so much longer than he can.”
Jin giggled. “I bet I can last without any sex longer than you!”
“No way!”
“Yes way!”
“No way!”
“Yes way!”
“Fine, it’s on!” Yamapi took another sip. “No sex at all - not with anyone else, not with yourself, and not with anything - loser has to, um…”
“Buy the other free lunch!” Jin giggled drunkenly again, and Yamapi, never to give up an opportunity for food, followed suit and nodded. They clinked their cans together to seal the agreement and went back to drinking and giggling the way only they could do.
Unfortunately, Jin didn’t bring over enough beer, because although they were drunk enough to make stupid bets they obviously weren’t drunk enough to forget it the next morning. Even more unfortunate was that Yamapi hated to lose. And Jin did too.
The first day, it was all fun. Because the bet was done secretly, it was inevitable that the entire Jimusho knew about it before noon. Pi showed up with only two buttons on his shirt done and kept doing his Daite Senorita moves, despite the fact that they weren’t rehearsing for it at all. Jin kept rolling his hips, even when he was using the urinals (two juniors quit then and there), and kept running over to Yamapi, seductively licking his lips, then running back to his (usually hysterically laughing) band members.
Day two was pretty much the same, except without quite the same fervor (Yamapi had to button up his shirt when he started sneezing, and Johnny told Jin that if he scared off any more juniors that he was going to be sent to learn “linguistics” in Zimbabwe for a year).
By day three, Yamapi and Jin started staring at each other forlornly from across the practice room.
Day four, both of them started wearing baggy sweatpants to work, and looked close to tears whenever they looked at each other.
By day five, the jimusho was a complete madhouse. Everyone had placed their bets on who would lose when it had first started (most people bet on Jin) but now there were more bets - like who would have to be sent to the asylum first. Most people had put this bet on Yamapi, because he now spent all his time sitting huddled in the corner of the NEWS dressing room, wouldn’t even touch his food, and burst out in tears when Tegoshi entered the room and gave Massu a friendly hug - which made Tegoshi cry and took all of the still sane NEWS and three members of Arashi four hours to convince him that he wasn’t the reason the NEWS leader was sobbing hysterically.
Jin was no better; he started sighing forlornly every two minutes, snapped angrily whenever Nakamaru tried to beatbox, and almost chucked Junno out of the sixth story window after a particularly cold joke.
On day six, when the practice room was dead quiet and no one dared to make any sounds or actions that could send Yamapi onto another crying fit, Ryo calmly asked to speak to Yamapi outside. Yamapi followed Ryo like a sad and beaten puppy.
Before he knew it, he was shoved roughly into a dark closet and felt rough rope around his wrists. “Ryo, what the hell!”
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“You two,” Ryo snarled, “are the dumbest idiots I’ve ever known.” In one swift motion, he dragged down both Yamapi and Jin’s pants and wrapped his hands around their members. “I don’t know why I’m even friends with you two.” He roughly jerked both of them at the same time and, since both Yamapi and Jin had been celibate and therefore extendedly excited for the past six days, they came with cries into Ryo’s hands in no time at all.
Ryo wiped his hands on a rag and made a face of disgust before he untied the rope around Jin’s, then Yamapi’s hands. “You two both lost - you all owe me lunch. Now either get out there and rehearse or fuck some more then rehearse so I can be done and get back to Osaka!” He turned around and left, slamming the closet door behind him.
Yamapi and Jin both blinked and stared at each other like they hadn’t just been given handjobs by Ryo of all people, their sweatpants still pooled around their ankles.
Suddenly, Jin clapped his hands and a smile lit up his face. “Oh my god, Pi, you were right! He couldn’t last a week without Uchi before he lost it!”
Yamapi grinned and crossed his arms smugly. “See, what did I tell you?”
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For "competition" I guess.
I like how my first JE fic is anonymous, (ryo)Pin, and porny. o_o
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*snicker* *dies laughing*
And I like how the Ryo!snark just rolls right off Pin, who are too distracted by, well, stupid Pin.
I like how your first JE fic is (ryo)Pin and porny too.
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Pi showed up with only two buttons on his shirt done and kept doing his Daite Senorita moves, despite the fact that they weren’t rehearsing for it at all. Jin kept rolling his hips, even when he was using the urinals (two juniors quit then and there), and kept running over to Yamapi, seductively licking his lips, then running back to his (usually hysterically laughing) band members.
Day two was pretty much the same, except without quite the same fervor (Yamapi had to button up his shirt when he started sneezing, and Johnny told Jin that if he scared off any more juniors that he was going to be sent to learn “linguistics” in Zimbabwe for a year).
AHSlhjdlajasjlsada!! OMG la;akds;ad
Most people had put this bet on Yamapi, because he now spent all his time sitting huddled in the corner of the NEWS dressing room, wouldn’t even touch his food, and burst out in tears when Tegoshi entered the room and gave Massu a friendly hug - which made Tegoshi cry and took all of the still sane NEWS and three members of Arashi four hours to convince him that he wasn’t the reason the NEWS leader was sobbing hysterically.
*IS DYING*
You two,” Ryo snarled, “are the dumbest idiots I’ve ever known.” In one swift motion, he dragged down both Yamapi and Jin’s pants and wrapped his hands around their members. “I don’t know why I’m even friends with you two.” He roughly jerked both of them at the same time and, since both Yamapi and Jin had been celibate and therefore extendedly excited for the past six days, they came with cries into Ryo’s hands in no time at all.
ALjlajsdlad RYO, WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME
Suddenly, Jin clapped his hands and a smile lit up his face. “Oh my god, Pi, you were right! He couldn’t last a week without Uchi before he lost it!”
Yamapi grinned and crossed his arms smugly. “See, what did I tell you?”
AND THEY MISS THE POINT ENTIRELY. THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFULLY RETARDED *_________*
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Ryo is amazing! XD
“Oh my god, Pi, you were right! He couldn’t last a week without Uchi before he lost it!”
OMG. I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER HERE.
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I LOVE THIS!! ♥ ♥ ♥
(Please ignore the inappropriate icon. I was dared to use only this one all day.)
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I'm sorry, that was rude. What I meant to say was that you write some gloriously stupid Pin and excellent snarky Ryo and there's not nearly enough of that in fandom, so I very much hope that you keep writing JE fic after this.
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Pin is so stupid ♥ ♥
I encourage you to write more! :D!
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This was so awesome. XDD I love how Ryo ninjas his way into most Pin fics. WTFRYO.
Mmm, closet sex. ~_~ *daydreams*
LMAO. PIN ARE SO STUPID. ILU for this. *giggle*
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