I haven't had breakfast. I don't know if everything makes sense.wintersjulyFebruary 3 2007, 00:04:36 UTC
Yamapi levels a glare at Jin. He fruitlessly tugs at the ropes around his wrists and sighs when all this does is make Jin's shit eating grin widen.
"You know," he says peevishly, "you could have just asked me."
Jin tilts his head and taps his chin thoughtfully. "How about, no."
"Jin."
"Pi."
"Jin."
"Pi."
"Untie me dammit!"
"No."
"Why not?" Yamapi whines, sagging against the wall and pouting at Jin.
Jin holds up a camera. "It's not going to work if you don't look like someone had knocked you out and then tied you up against the wall to ravish you, does it?"
"That's because a certain idiot did!"
"Shh," Jin says, slinking in closer to Yamapi. One hand brushes teasingly over his crotch and Yamapi's breath hitches. "I'll make it worth your while."
"You better," Yamapi says breathlessly when Jin leans in to mouth at his collarbone. "Since this is stupid and I have no idea why you want pictures of me tied up when you have the real thing, right here."
Re: I haven't had breakfast. I don't know if everything makes sense.pashoshiFebruary 3 2007, 00:18:40 UTC
You'd think Yamapi would realize that letting anyone take pictures of you naked and tied up is a VERY BAD IDEA. He better make sure he gets some blackmail material of his own.
(Which is to say that this is very amusing, and if you wrote something more about what exactly Jin decides to do with those pictures, I would very much approve.)
Jin’s computer beeped, saying he had an e-mail from Yamapi. He opened it up, expecting something pointless but amusing, then gasped in shock when he saw a picture of a scene of torture, a poor innocent tied to Yamapi’s bedposts. It seems that Neko-chan ran away, the message said. I’m afraid I’ll have to punish her.
Bastard! he sent back. How did you get Neko-chan? What are you going to do to her? Yamapi knew perfectly well that he’d had that stuffed animal since he was about the same size as her. They had a bond, such that he couldn’t bear to get rid of her even now that he was an adult.
The next e-mail showed Yamapi’s hand holding scissors dangerously close to Neko-chan’s ear. Just how far are you willing to go to save her? the text read
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Re: Semi-inspired by the above thread. Or something.mananehFebruary 3 2007, 08:12:41 UTC
Eeeeeeeeeee! It was a Pin pin! ♥
Cameo!Ryo! Pin hiding their loooooooove from the world! I WANT MORE, PLEASE. RyoPin! They can idk gang up on him, and he can be snarky, and they can make use of those handcuffs.
... how did Jin get out of the handcuffs by himself!?
It wasn't everyday that Jin woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of someone breaking into his apartment.
It wasn't everyday that Jin got to put his anti-breaking-and-entering-people baseball bat and nylon rope to good use.
It certainly wasn't everyday that Jin then flicked on the lights to find his best friend tied-up and unconscious on his living room floor, with a red bruise blossoming on his forehead.
And so, Jin did the only logical thing he could think of and pulled off Yamapi's pants.
It was perfectly rational in Jin's mind. Yamapi was going to be pissed when he woke up. That was a given. But he would hardly be as pissed as he could be if he were pantless and still tied-up. Besides, groping, as well as other methods of placating an angry Yamapi, were more easily administered without pants present and with ropes still in place.
Jin was so lost in his thoughts that he jumped to see Yamapi's eyes open and staring straight at him.
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"You know," he says peevishly, "you could have just asked me."
Jin tilts his head and taps his chin thoughtfully. "How about, no."
"Jin."
"Pi."
"Jin."
"Pi."
"Untie me dammit!"
"No."
"Why not?" Yamapi whines, sagging against the wall and pouting at Jin.
Jin holds up a camera. "It's not going to work if you don't look like someone had knocked you out and then tied you up against the wall to ravish you, does it?"
"That's because a certain idiot did!"
"Shh," Jin says, slinking in closer to Yamapi. One hand brushes teasingly over his crotch and Yamapi's breath hitches. "I'll make it worth your while."
"You better," Yamapi says breathlessly when Jin leans in to mouth at his collarbone. "Since this is stupid and I have no idea why you want pictures of me tied up when you have the real thing, right here."
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(Which is to say that this is very amusing, and if you wrote something more about what exactly Jin decides to do with those pictures, I would very much approve.)
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Bastard! he sent back. How did you get Neko-chan? What are you going to do to her? Yamapi knew perfectly well that he’d had that stuffed animal since he was about the same size as her. They had a bond, such that he couldn’t bear to get rid of her even now that he was an adult.
The next e-mail showed Yamapi’s hand holding scissors dangerously close to Neko-chan’s ear. Just how far are you willing to go to save her? the text read ( ... )
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Cameo!Ryo! Pin hiding their loooooooove from the world! I WANT MORE, PLEASE. RyoPin! They can idk gang up on him, and he can be snarky, and they can make use of those handcuffs.
... how did Jin get out of the handcuffs by himself!?
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It would be rude of Ryo and Yamapi to not listen to what Jin is trying to tell them, wouldn't you agree? :D
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"It's nothing. It'll be fine in a minute. Really, I don't need that," Jin whined. Yamapi insisted and shoved him down into a chair.
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It wasn't everyday that Jin got to put his anti-breaking-and-entering-people baseball bat and nylon rope to good use.
It certainly wasn't everyday that Jin then flicked on the lights to find his best friend tied-up and unconscious on his living room floor, with a red bruise blossoming on his forehead.
And so, Jin did the only logical thing he could think of and pulled off Yamapi's pants.
It was perfectly rational in Jin's mind. Yamapi was going to be pissed when he woke up. That was a given. But he would hardly be as pissed as he could be if he were pantless and still tied-up. Besides, groping, as well as other methods of placating an angry Yamapi, were more easily administered without pants present and with ropes still in place.
Jin was so lost in his thoughts that he jumped to see Yamapi's eyes open and staring straight at him.
"Who are you?"
"Bwah?" Jin answered intelligently.
"Who am I? ... and why am I
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