Clearly I Remember Picking On The Boy, Seemed A Harmless, Little Fuck
I'm expecting no one to read this, but since you came here, I don't want you to feel bad, so here's something for you to look at: an overview of my life.
Yeah yeah, what did you do to deserve this. Very few people get to see into it, so consider yourself lucky.
SCHOOL-
School is pretty good. CPC is not. English coulda sucked, but Katie and Krista sit by me, so I have people to talk to. That, and Mr. Silk is my good pal. Creative Writing is boring as... well... watching paint dry. If it wasn't for Scot and DS, i'd have nothing to do all hour. Then there's Krista and talking about the people who sit right next to us. Ahh, good times. Criminal Justice is pretty cool too. Kevin is my new friend, and Denita is in that class. Mr. Cutlip is cool, too, but I think he hacks in chess. CPC is, for lack of a better word, assy. Chef is a chode, and Master P is a dumb ass. There are good people in there, and that's all good, but if I ever have to cook again, and that sob makes me empty the fryers, someone's getting a pan chucked at them.
WORK-
I hate you so much. I'm taking the fifth off, and i'm not sure if i'm going back after that. People loaf around the whole time, and Ron does nothing but bad things, and when I rest after finishing my work, I get bitched at. Fuck that. That bitch Jackie (who is only a manager because she's Cindy's mom) has a personal vendetta against me or something. That fuckin' hag. This is the second time she's cried to Cindy about me, but what's this? She hasn't said anything about anyone else? Is this because i'm the one causing all the problems? No, not even close. She's just a one-toothed bitch with nothing better to do. I don't deserve this shit for $5 an hour. Fuck you.
HEALTH-
I have a runny nose last week, and that's the closest i've been to sick this year. I know, I know, i've got a great immune system. I've had countless scratches from cats and work (I should get fuckin' hazard pay), but nothing serious. I don't think i've even stubbed my toe yet.Just watch, tomorrow i'm gonna be sicker than a dog, get my arm amputated, and stub two toes at once. Psh, yeah right!
Oh fuckin' great. I have two socks that weren't stolen from me, and one of them has a hole in it...
LOVE LIFE-
Here's a question- why don't more people consider polygamy? All the good pickin's are already taken. I guess it makes sense, but still... Why is the world against me? *sob sob* It's just not fair! *sob sob*
LIFE-
Life's decent. I saw V for Vendetta, and that was awesome. I got Age of Empires, and that's pretty sweet. I got an STD, and that's no fun. LOL! That last part ain't true. Or is it... Monday I have to go buy new socks. Wonderful. JUST TWO FUCKIN' WEEKS! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I can see it now... Goin' to the bank, pulling out one G, then headed straight for Uncle Mike to put fat cash down on a new pc. Ahh, it's gonna be grand. Oh, that's right. My birthday! That's in two weeks! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Make sure you get me something, or I'll never talk to you again.
And that's pretty much it. I covered the basics, and as a little somethin' special for ya, here's a little present:
<('.'<) <( '.' )> (>'.')>
Yeah yeah, what did you do to deserve this. Very few people get to see into it, so consider yourself lucky.
SCHOOL-
School is pretty good. CPC is not. English coulda sucked, but Katie and Krista sit by me, so I have people to talk to. That, and Mr. Silk is my good pal. Creative Writing is boring as... well... watching paint dry. If it wasn't for Scot and DS, i'd have nothing to do all hour. Then there's Krista and talking about the people who sit right next to us. Ahh, good times. Criminal Justice is pretty cool too. Kevin is my new friend, and Denita is in that class. Mr. Cutlip is cool, too, but I think he hacks in chess. CPC is, for lack of a better word, assy. Chef is a chode, and Master P is a dumb ass. There are good people in there, and that's all good, but if I ever have to cook again, and that sob makes me empty the fryers, someone's getting a pan chucked at them.
WORK-
I hate you so much. I'm taking the fifth off, and i'm not sure if i'm going back after that. People loaf around the whole time, and Ron does nothing but bad things, and when I rest after finishing my work, I get bitched at. Fuck that. That bitch Jackie (who is only a manager because she's Cindy's mom) has a personal vendetta against me or something. That fuckin' hag. This is the second time she's cried to Cindy about me, but what's this? She hasn't said anything about anyone else? Is this because i'm the one causing all the problems? No, not even close. She's just a one-toothed bitch with nothing better to do. I don't deserve this shit for $5 an hour. Fuck you.
HEALTH-
I have a runny nose last week, and that's the closest i've been to sick this year. I know, I know, i've got a great immune system. I've had countless scratches from cats and work (I should get fuckin' hazard pay), but nothing serious. I don't think i've even stubbed my toe yet.Just watch, tomorrow i'm gonna be sicker than a dog, get my arm amputated, and stub two toes at once. Psh, yeah right!
Oh fuckin' great. I have two socks that weren't stolen from me, and one of them has a hole in it...
LOVE LIFE-
Here's a question- why don't more people consider polygamy? All the good pickin's are already taken. I guess it makes sense, but still... Why is the world against me? *sob sob* It's just not fair! *sob sob*
LIFE-
Life's decent. I saw V for Vendetta, and that was awesome. I got Age of Empires, and that's pretty sweet. I got an STD, and that's no fun. LOL! That last part ain't true. Or is it... Monday I have to go buy new socks. Wonderful. JUST TWO FUCKIN' WEEKS! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I can see it now... Goin' to the bank, pulling out one G, then headed straight for Uncle Mike to put fat cash down on a new pc. Ahh, it's gonna be grand. Oh, that's right. My birthday! That's in two weeks! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Make sure you get me something, or I'll never talk to you again.
And that's pretty much it. I covered the basics, and as a little somethin' special for ya, here's a little present:
<('.'<) <( '.' )> (>'.')>