No Escape. Murder. Rape. Doin' Time On The Wildside!
So I've decided to update, with all my exciting stories and intelligent quips.
Tuesday, I had no school, just like you, so I did something. Not sure what it was, but it was something. Oh yeah! Me and Emily went to the mall to return the broken game, only to get one that I'm stuck on. Congrats for me. Then we went to the movies, but someone didn't tell me the time, so we didn't see anything. Then we went to AMC, but someone got scared of Jarhead, and didn't want to see Dreamer, so we went bowling. I kicked. So. Much. Ass. (the first game) That's about it for Tuesday.
Wednesday, something really awesome happened. Wait, no. I took a nap. Wait! Let me explain! I had to carry tables in CPC from one end of the school to the other. I can feel your eyes glaring, let me continue first. The tables weighed like, 80lbs, and I had to carry 10. That's 800lbs! Then I had to carry about 20 chairs, take down decorations, arrange the tables and chairs, AND watch them make cake. I needed a rest.
Thursday was a have day!!! I played some Neverwinter Nights. Jenna thought it was Diablo. Silly Jenna, she knows not. Then um... I went to work? Yeah. Much chaos ensued, on a Thursday. It was ghey. Then it was 34 degrees outside, so it was cold.
Friday, oh Friday. Friday was fantastic. Ian came over and I whooped him in Madden. Then John took a nap, the fag, and forgot to come get us, so we had to call him. Then we went to Paul's, but he wasn't home, so we went to the hockey store and bought a $8 puck. Ian got a hat. Then we went back to Paul's, on my suggestion, and he was home! We then went to play hockey in a different rink. They didn't like it, but it was fine. The puck got really screwed up and bounced too much, but it was great. Then it got dark and we couldn't see the puck, but on we played! Then we went and got pizza. I got a discount. It was sweet. It was an all meaty, and there was SO MANY sausages. Then we went to John's and watched the hockey game. We won. Then played Madden. It was me vs. Paul. I started great, but he won. 82-6. I learned a song on the guitar, but Ian was mean and told Paul not to let me play.
And today, I typed a gay English paper, lost it, cried, found it, stopped crying, and here we are. I'm almost out of lemonade, and missing my burrito, so I'm gonna cry again.
Tuesday, I had no school, just like you, so I did something. Not sure what it was, but it was something. Oh yeah! Me and Emily went to the mall to return the broken game, only to get one that I'm stuck on. Congrats for me. Then we went to the movies, but someone didn't tell me the time, so we didn't see anything. Then we went to AMC, but someone got scared of Jarhead, and didn't want to see Dreamer, so we went bowling. I kicked. So. Much. Ass. (the first game) That's about it for Tuesday.
Wednesday, something really awesome happened. Wait, no. I took a nap. Wait! Let me explain! I had to carry tables in CPC from one end of the school to the other. I can feel your eyes glaring, let me continue first. The tables weighed like, 80lbs, and I had to carry 10. That's 800lbs! Then I had to carry about 20 chairs, take down decorations, arrange the tables and chairs, AND watch them make cake. I needed a rest.
Thursday was a have day!!! I played some Neverwinter Nights. Jenna thought it was Diablo. Silly Jenna, she knows not. Then um... I went to work? Yeah. Much chaos ensued, on a Thursday. It was ghey. Then it was 34 degrees outside, so it was cold.
Friday, oh Friday. Friday was fantastic. Ian came over and I whooped him in Madden. Then John took a nap, the fag, and forgot to come get us, so we had to call him. Then we went to Paul's, but he wasn't home, so we went to the hockey store and bought a $8 puck. Ian got a hat. Then we went back to Paul's, on my suggestion, and he was home! We then went to play hockey in a different rink. They didn't like it, but it was fine. The puck got really screwed up and bounced too much, but it was great. Then it got dark and we couldn't see the puck, but on we played! Then we went and got pizza. I got a discount. It was sweet. It was an all meaty, and there was SO MANY sausages. Then we went to John's and watched the hockey game. We won. Then played Madden. It was me vs. Paul. I started great, but he won. 82-6. I learned a song on the guitar, but Ian was mean and told Paul not to let me play.
And today, I typed a gay English paper, lost it, cried, found it, stopped crying, and here we are. I'm almost out of lemonade, and missing my burrito, so I'm gonna cry again.