An Awesome Proposal
I hate gladiator sandals. And all the dumb (mostly) blonde bitches who wear them. So instead of just stewing in my own anger at such a retarded fashion trend and the mindless sheep that follow it I have come up with the perfect solution to the problem.
Every girl that wears gladiator sandals to school will have to gladiate. (shut up, it's a verb.) Yeah, we'll have like playoffs -- you know have 15 or 30 girls in the ring at one time, and last one standing gets to move on to the next round to battle someone else who like, beat a tiger or some shit. This will keep continuing until there are only two girls left -- the one that wins that final battle will be gifted a pair of golden gladiator sandals that she can wear with pride, because then they won't be some dumb fashion trend, she'll have EARNED them. Through much pain, agony and most importantly, spilled sorostitute blood.
We can even charge admission, AND it can be held at the Colliseum! How appropriate! I know I'd go to see it.
Every girl that wears gladiator sandals to school will have to gladiate. (shut up, it's a verb.) Yeah, we'll have like playoffs -- you know have 15 or 30 girls in the ring at one time, and last one standing gets to move on to the next round to battle someone else who like, beat a tiger or some shit. This will keep continuing until there are only two girls left -- the one that wins that final battle will be gifted a pair of golden gladiator sandals that she can wear with pride, because then they won't be some dumb fashion trend, she'll have EARNED them. Through much pain, agony and most importantly, spilled sorostitute blood.
We can even charge admission, AND it can be held at the Colliseum! How appropriate! I know I'd go to see it.