hello, google!

[boo_on_whales]

So i was getting directions to a super cuts this morning, when I noticed google maps had a street view for each step in my directions...I looked at the pictures and when i got to the first step (head down fig. away from my apartment) I discovered my car is in it! It's parked in my apartment's lot.

WEIRD.

Comments

[mrbru]

I made google delete all pictures of any places i lived in the last 20 years. Its just not safe to have that information out in the open.

[imiteshun]

This.

Google already has your calendar, your documents, reads your email, is beginning to create its own library, not to mention its collection of images and video. It's amassing huge loads of information every day and, mark my words, is eventually going to become the anti-christ. Of this I am certain. Or it's going to cause a mechanistic revolution akin to that in the Matrix.

Fight the Oppression!

[boo_on_whales]

Bryan, you are being quite silly. Google is doing these things to help you! Google is friendly and is only amassing all your personal information to make your life easier! Give your life over to google, it will be easier if you don't resist. Google is good, Bryan, Google knows exactly what you need. Google loves you, Bryan, don't disappoint. Or else you will make Google angry.

And we don't want Google angry, now do we?

[imiteshun]

Oh god... they've gotten to you too...

[thejakechord]

Now that Skynet actually exists, google has an ally.

[imiteshun]

You know from all the movies about horrible machines turned evilly violent, you think humans would learn...

[imiteshun]

[....he writes as he installs Google desktop onto his computer]

[boo_on_whales]

and any pictures of you. I've been noticing your face is blurred out in every picture i've ever seen of you.

How is the history channel supposed to find childhood photos of you when they do their 75th documentary about the "family of the infamous Mr. Bruce"?