News of the stomach! or "There was no point in looking back, fuck no, not today, thank you kindly."

[boo_on_whales]

Everyone constantly mocks me for always ordering more food than I can eat at resteraunts. But it's always the same for me. I look at the menu, decide what I want and think " man, i'm really hungry." but then little voice number two pops into my head and says "no, you always think that, you're not actually THAT hungry." and then the first voice

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[chriscentrism]

Eating rempage = one of three things
1) PMS
2) Pregnancy
3) Left over being high

Hey, at least you have that pregnancy book I gave you!

[chriscentrism]

Ps, that's supposed to say "rampage"

[boo_on_whales]

hahaha. rempage sounds even more terrifying because i don't quite know what it means.....

[boo_on_whales]

hahaha i'm pretty sure it's number 1. hahahah. and if it IS number 3 (god in heaven forbid) i'll follow your book to THE LETTER.

it was so good to see you! i don't get to enough!

[vegan_decimator]

I think you mean number 2 because I don't see how a pregnancy book will help you solve having residual munchies.

[boo_on_whales]

it does, it has advice on how to fry babies and eat them.

[oxymoronixxx]

you pretty much fail at numbers. just sayin'.