Penguin jizz, Pt. 2
-Cavorite: phome: you know those toys that are filled with water and you can squeeze em
-Cavorite: kinda like the stress balls
-Phome: oic.
-Cavorite: well, we have(had) one that was filled with blue dye and made up to be a penguin
-Cavorite: rachel was playing with it at her desk
-Cavorite: she mentions something to me about "look, the penguin has a prolapsed anus"
-Cavorite: and i refused to look
-Phome: "playing" with "it" at her "desk"
-Cavorite: so she comes over to my desk.
-Cavorite: holds it in my face, and squeezes it in a way that the bulb of water pokes out the butt
-Cavorite: it then bursts as i scream in agony
-Cavorite: covering my face, chest and chair in stale, smelly, blue water
-Cavorite: AUGGHHGGG
-Phome: and you've showered?
-Cavorite: yeah
-Cavorite: i'm better now
-Phome: that was "quick"
-mstar: rotflmao
-bookat: it still stinks, though
-Cavorite: yeah
-bookat: that blue water was nasty
-Cavorite: my chair will forever stink
-Cavorite: :(
-Phome: until you wear off the stink. Or Pochi licks it off.
-Cavorite: heha
-Cavorite: pochi ran off as soon as she saw this ill shit going down, i think
-Cavorite: she knows better
-Cavorite: the animals always know first
-Cavorite: sense a storm coming
-Cavorite: earthquakes
-Cavorite: locusts
-Phome: blue water
-Cavorite: exploding penguin anus
-Phome: haha
-Phome: little do you know the blue coloration is from a higher-than-normal concentration of deuterium or "heavy water".
-Cavorite: nice
-Cavorite: i'm well on my way to becoming a superhero
-Phome: Luckilly, you are not a fission reactor.
-Phome: Also, FD&C Blue #2
-Phome: and aspartame
-Cavorite: after being splashed with radioactive water from a polapsed penguin anus, professor cavor became Pengi, half man, half penguin, total asskicking flightless super hero
-Phome: The Ice Cave is his home
-Phome: Pastimes: eating fish, belly flopping, perching blue eggs on the tops of his webbed feet.
-Cavorite: kinda like the stress balls
-Phome: oic.
-Cavorite: well, we have(had) one that was filled with blue dye and made up to be a penguin
-Cavorite: rachel was playing with it at her desk
-Cavorite: she mentions something to me about "look, the penguin has a prolapsed anus"
-Cavorite: and i refused to look
-Phome: "playing" with "it" at her "desk"
-Cavorite: so she comes over to my desk.
-Cavorite: holds it in my face, and squeezes it in a way that the bulb of water pokes out the butt
-Cavorite: it then bursts as i scream in agony
-Cavorite: covering my face, chest and chair in stale, smelly, blue water
-Cavorite: AUGGHHGGG
-Phome: and you've showered?
-Cavorite: yeah
-Cavorite: i'm better now
-Phome: that was "quick"
-mstar: rotflmao
-bookat: it still stinks, though
-Cavorite: yeah
-bookat: that blue water was nasty
-Cavorite: my chair will forever stink
-Cavorite: :(
-Phome: until you wear off the stink. Or Pochi licks it off.
-Cavorite: heha
-Cavorite: pochi ran off as soon as she saw this ill shit going down, i think
-Cavorite: she knows better
-Cavorite: the animals always know first
-Cavorite: sense a storm coming
-Cavorite: earthquakes
-Cavorite: locusts
-Phome: blue water
-Cavorite: exploding penguin anus
-Phome: haha
-Phome: little do you know the blue coloration is from a higher-than-normal concentration of deuterium or "heavy water".
-Cavorite: nice
-Cavorite: i'm well on my way to becoming a superhero
-Phome: Luckilly, you are not a fission reactor.
-Phome: Also, FD&C Blue #2
-Phome: and aspartame
-Cavorite: after being splashed with radioactive water from a polapsed penguin anus, professor cavor became Pengi, half man, half penguin, total asskicking flightless super hero
-Phome: The Ice Cave is his home
-Phome: Pastimes: eating fish, belly flopping, perching blue eggs on the tops of his webbed feet.