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1. 
   
   My first name is Lee
   
2. 
   
   My middle name is Anne
   
3. 
   
   My younger neighbor Amie used to beat me up when we were little
   
4. 
   
   I used to be scared to walk around my neighborhood because there were these creepy guys at the end of the street and I was just waiting for them to rape me
   
5. 
   
   I learned to read when I was 3 and I felt retarded because my sister knew how to read when she was 2
   
6. 
   
   I took piano for as long as I can remember yet I only know one song in its entirety by heart
   
7. 
   
   The first boy I ever had a crush on was Michael Weitzner
   
8. 
   
   His mom would pretend he liked me back until one day in fourth grade he made me meet his girlfriend
   
9. 
   
   I weigh less now than what I weighed in 6th grade
   
10. 
    
    I was obsessed with dieting since I was in 3rd grade
    
11. 
    
    I’ve had so many reconstructive surgeries that I don’t know the exact number
    
12. 
    
    I got my first when I was in first grade
    
13. 
    
    I didn’t eat at all last November or last January
    
14. 
    
    I lost sixteen pounds since 8th grade, although you can’t tell at all
    
15. 
    
    I used to be a size 11 in pants but now I’m a 4
    
16. 
    
    I want a nose job for my sixteenth birthday
    
17. 
    
    My most embarrassing moment is when I asked Mike after our first kiss if that meant we were going out. He said no.
    
18. 
    
    In fact, I didn’t know when Mike and I started to go out
    
19. 
    
    I was obsessed with one boy for 4 years
    
20. 
    
    I used to think Mariel was a social outcast who never spoke
    
21. 
    
    At one point I thought I would go to Albertus
    
22. 
    
    I’ve had terrible birthdays since 5th grade when my dad and sister made me cry as I was blowing out the candles to my birthday cake
    
23. 
    
    Katrina and I were obsessed with becoming Power Rangers when we were little
    
24. 
    
    I used to be the biggest tomboy. Ever.
    
25. 
    
    I like the Used. That seems to shock everyone.
    
26. 
    
    My favorite color isn’t pink
    
27. 
    
    It’s light green
    
28. 
    
    However, I’m obsessed with my bathroom and bedroom being purple
    
29. 
    
    I lived in my old house for 15 years
    
30. 
    
    It only had one bathroom
    
31. 
    
    My new house has 3 bathrooms
    
32. 
    
    I don’t know how to swim
    
33. 
    
    I’m scared of drowning
    
34. 
    
    Maryanna and Megan tried to drown me last summer and now I make everyone swear on their lives that they won’t try to drown me before I get into a pool
    
35. 
    
    I, too, used to like Michael Marshall.
    
36. 
    
    I used to go to public school
    
37. 
    
    I was in G.A.T.E (Gifted and Talented Education) because I was smart
    
38. 
    
    My first grade teacher thought I was retarded because Lesley used to make me stop writing in the middle of our assignments so she could “catch up” with me and then would finish writing and not tell me so I looked like I was a slow kid who didn’t know how to write
    
39. 
    
    Lesley used to make me apologize to her by drawing her pictures
    
40. 
    
    When I went to public school this girl would torture me on the bus and sit on me
    
41. 
    
    I just learned yesterday that there are nine planets in the solar system
    
42. 
    
    Mariel and I learned something new from Blue’s Clues
    
43. 
    
    My ninth grade math teacher told me that I had a retention disorder and that I’m not honors material
    
44. 
    
    I’m in the top 5 of my math class now
    
45. 
    
    I’m taking two years of math next year
    
46. 
    
    Sam and I used to be fat and depressed
    
47. 
    
    We used to have no friends so all we would do is take walks and complain about how much our lives sucked
    
48. 
    
    My parents won’t let me drive alone in the car with a boy because they don’t trust me
    
49. 
    
    My mom once asked me if I ever had sex
    
50. 
    
    She told me if I did she would buy Mike the condoms as long as he promised to use them
    
51. 
    
    My sister was third in her class and I can’t even get into AP English
    
52. 
    
    My English teacher told me I need another year of Honors under my belt before I can “advance” to AP
    
53. 
    
    My math average went from a 97 freshman year to a 91 this year
    
54. 
    
    I spend an average of $100 a week on nothing
    
55. 
    
    And I don’t have a job
    
56. 
    
    I have two closets because my clothes won’t fit into one
    
57. 
    
    I have over 13 pairs of jeans yet I only wear one pair
    
58. 
    
    I have at least 40 tank tops
    
59. 
    
    I got my hair dyed in November and I have yet to get it dyed again
    
60. 
    
    I hate glitter nail polish
    
61. 
    
    I’m determined to get a 98 average next year
    
62. 
    
    I’ve already began studying for the SATs
    
63. 
    
    I was supposed to get my braces off two months ago
    
64. 
    
    Kelly’s dad almost pulled the wrong tooth of mine
    
65. 
    
    I’m planning on getting a tattoo in two weeks
    
66. 
    
    But I hate needles
    
67. 
    
    My dad still has to come with me when I get blood tests because I need to hold his hand
    
68. 
    
    My parents have to pay me $50 to take blood tests because I cry so much when I get shots
    
69. 
    
    In fact, whenever I get shots, I go to a doctor to pick up numbing cream so I don’t feel them
    
70. 
    
    But I still feel them and I still cry like a 5 year old
    
71. 
    
    I went skiing and popped my knee out of my socket
    
72. 
    
    I’m the clumsiest person you will ever meet
    
73. 
    
    A lot of people think I’m stuck up
    
74. 
    
    I can’t see anybody without my glasses on
    
75. 
    
    In fifth grade I used to do a thousand sit ups a day
    
76. 
    
    I was still huge
    
77. 
    
    I cried when Corey and Topanga broke up for the first time
    
78. 
    
    Mike and I both agree that Pacey and Joey are perfect for each other
    
79. 
    
    Mariel and I get into heated debates because she thinks Dawson and Joey are soul mates
    
80. 
    
    One time I asked my dad for money for food but he had none because he had just bought $13,000 worth of watches
    
81. 
    
    My parents both have diamond his and her Rolex’s
    
82. 
    
    I have trouble telling time
    
83. 
    
    All the reconstructive surgeries I’ve had cost my parents over $100,000
    
84. 
    
    And I don’t even like the result
    
85. 
    
    My hips are ridiculously large
    
86. 
    
    I want to get my hair chemically straightened for my birthday
    
87. 
    
    I spend way too much time straightening my hair
    
88. 
    
    I don’t like to eat in public
    
89. 
    
    Sam has to order all my food for me when we go out to eat
    
90. 
    
    Mariel has to cut my food for me when we go out to eat
    
91. 
    
    Every time I go shopping I have to buy something
    
92. 
    
    I could not pronounce my name until I was, like, 5
    
93. 
    
    I spent over $500 on my semi-formal
    
94. 
    
    I have no idea how I’m going to pay for prom this year
    
95. 
    
    Mariel and I text each other almost every night before we go to sleep
    
96. 
    
    We have attachment issues
    
97. 
    
    I don’t really want to go to college
    
98. 
    
    I’m still in denial that Britney is going to PC next year
    
99. 
    
    I’m kind of lacking in the common sense department
    
100. 
     
     I walk into walls on a daily basis
     
101. 
     
     Mariel and I have competitions to see who knows the most SAT words