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Today was really awful.
I got out of bed really late because the numbers on my alarm clock are just too damn small, and I couldn't read them!
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.
I'm so sad. My kitten got run over this afternoon. I found him when I was coming home from school. His head was all squished. I took some photos. I'll miss him. Poor kitty.
Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website. I want to tell the world that I'm gay.
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).
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I got out of bed really late because the numbers on my alarm clock are just too damn small, and I couldn't read them!
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.
I'm so sad. My kitten got run over this afternoon. I found him when I was coming home from school. His head was all squished. I took some photos. I'll miss him. Poor kitty.
Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website. I want to tell the world that I'm gay.
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).
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