Sep 07, 2005 17:10
So for the past week I've been hearing odd noises coming from my closet. Like the mewing of kittens. And, guess what? I decided to finally check it out.
I have two of the cutest, fluffiest fucking kittens I have ever seen in my closet.
My cat Tigger somehow managed to pop out a couple without me even knowing. How she managed it..I haven't the slightest clue. She's a remarkably small cat. I can't believe that whore was pregnant this entire time! Ah, but she's my cute little whore.
I have kittens!! Yay!