[video] Fourteenth Whisper

[bonta_whisperer]

[SLAM.] -S WATER?!

... [A very freaked out Kaname stares down at the communicator, realizing she just punched the thing on.

...

Blinks. Disregards for the moment.]

HEY! You gone?! What'd I just drink...

[She frowns and plops down on the chair, grabbing the communicator and starts searching for the channels. Not fully getting she's broadcasting to

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[verily_ergo]

Ms. Chidori, what... happened?

[bonta_whisperer]

[Hangs her head in embarrassment.]

I think... I drank... what I thought was water, but it's not... I think it was vodka... so...

[Verily.... ergo...]

[verily_ergo]

... I... Who? Russia? [Gdit Russia. B| ]

You should get somewhere safe and very soon. Don't trust that man.

[bonta_whisperer]

Yeah... Russia's always drinking. I think he left it out... [Grins sweetly at him. Completely not understanding any problem.]

I'm safe! I'm inside~ Are there more monsters?

[verily_ergo]

[FACEPALM.]

Yes. Yes there are.

[bonta_whisperer]

[Pokes the communicator at his troubled expression.]

Maybe that's why Russia left his drink like this!

...

What monsters?

[verily_ergo]

Don't trust Russia.

...

Monsters who thrive in the chilly weather.

[bonta_whisperer]

... [Glances outside, obviously wondering if it's cold.]

Don't trust Russia? Why? Did he leave you vodka, too?

[verily_ergo]

No. He's a murderer.

[bonta_whisperer]

[Blink. Laughs.]

You're funny!!

[verily_ergo]

...

[bonta_whisperer]

[This stems from an AMAZING misunderstanding she has about Russia.]

... Did he break your heart?

[verily_ergo]

W-what? No! He's as dangerous as any criminal. Why on earth would you think he broke my heart?

[... Oh right, she's drunk.]

[bonta_whisperer]

[Winks.]

Cause heart-breakers are dangerous, right? I don't havta worry about that tho! I'm a woman!

[verily_ergo]

What on earth are you on about?

[bonta_whisperer]

[How on earth is she still able to speak English is another mind-boggling question!]

...What... what earth am I on?!

Well... I guess there might be more than one with this sorta place...

I'm on the... [Wow. She can't even identify her own earth...]