I’d planned to post the following prompt to the kink meme, but then I just went ahead and wrote it myself. Warning for genderswap, a baby, and teeth-rotting schmoop. Jensen, I’m sorry you’re the one I keep turning into a girl, but you’re just so very pretty. Heh.
Prompt: girl!J1 in labor, yelling at J2 that she’ll never let his dick within ten feet of her ever again. Preferably some actual physical violence occurs.
When Jared got back to the room, Jen was still sleeping. He closed the door with a quiet snick and she made a small noise, blinking her eyes. She got a good look at him and sat up in the hospital bed. “Holy shit!”
“Shhh,” Jared said, and they both glanced down at the small cot besides Jen’s hospital bed. When there was no movement or sound, they both breathed a sigh of relief.
“Seriously,” Jen continued in a quiet voice as she propped herself on the pillows. “I thought I’d magnified in my head how hard I’d popped you one. Something about labor hormones messing with my brain chemistry or something.” She reached out to touch Jared’s purpling cheek.
He smiled at her, even though it hurt a little. “That’s what I get for marrying a girl I met in Aikido class,” Jared joked, and kissed her hand.
“I’m sorry, baby,” Jen apologized. “It was all that adrenaline, I guess.”
“I’ll forgive you,” Jared said lightly, “under one condition.”
“What’s that?”
“You take back that thing you said about not letting me or my dick near you ever again.”
Jensen smiled crookedly. “Ask me in a few weeks.”
“Deal.” Jared leaned forward and they shared a soft kiss. Beside them, the baby began to fuss, and Jared picked him up, carefully depositing him in Jen’s arms.
“We still gotta decide on a name,” Jen said, looking down at the baby.
“Jensen?,” Jared proposed.
“God no, it was weird enough for a girl, but I could shorten it. We could continue the J theme. Jason?”
“Like the movie killer guy?”
“OK, maybe not.”
“What about Ali, after his mama?”
Jen rolled her eyes and rocked the baby in her arms a little. She looked good like that, with his baby in her arms, Jared thought, and grinned even though it made his sore face hurt.
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