Shoot me. Please.
I'm so stressed that tonight while I was counting down the registers at work, I began to feel my chest grow painfully tight. That was when I realized that I was forgetting to breathe.
When inhaling takes a conscious effort, you know you need a break.
And a backrub. My kingdom for a (good) backrub.
Well, I don't actually have a kingdom, but name your price. I'm currently taking bids. Any takers?