Weddings again, oh yes
HAHAHAHAHA. I danced.
But enough of that unfortunate aspect of the evening. The reception was very nice, and the wedding somewhat pleasant as well until the fateful moment arrived whereupon we were all asked as to whether or not we knew of any reason why this lot shouldn't be joined in 'oly matrimony. It was at that time that a mysterious figure in the back arose and, his gangling paws flashing forward in an accusatory manner, exclaimed: "THAT man is the illegitimate SON of His Grace the DUKE!", which caused us all to gasp in horror. The groom yelled: "Avaunt!" and yanked forth his cutlass!
I feel the need to point out the fact that I believe Kathleen has been in Richmond much too long and needs to return ASAP to open my present. I also feel the need to inform David that I have a Terry-Thomas avatar on my MSN, and that if he doesn't stop by for a conversation soon I will be forced to switch it to Benny Hill and revel in the pain that it causes to all in sundry (although, naturally, I shall have to commit seppuku soon afterwards in terrible shame). That is all.
But enough of that unfortunate aspect of the evening. The reception was very nice, and the wedding somewhat pleasant as well until the fateful moment arrived whereupon we were all asked as to whether or not we knew of any reason why this lot shouldn't be joined in 'oly matrimony. It was at that time that a mysterious figure in the back arose and, his gangling paws flashing forward in an accusatory manner, exclaimed: "THAT man is the illegitimate SON of His Grace the DUKE!", which caused us all to gasp in horror. The groom yelled: "Avaunt!" and yanked forth his cutlass!
I feel the need to point out the fact that I believe Kathleen has been in Richmond much too long and needs to return ASAP to open my present. I also feel the need to inform David that I have a Terry-Thomas avatar on my MSN, and that if he doesn't stop by for a conversation soon I will be forced to switch it to Benny Hill and revel in the pain that it causes to all in sundry (although, naturally, I shall have to commit seppuku soon afterwards in terrible shame). That is all.