This made me laugh my ass off, but it also makes me want to smack my head against the wall, too. And trust me, as a kneejerk, flaming liberal the government sometimes makes me beyond crazy with all the money wasted. (Like Michelle Bachman's salary for example. I also discovered that she and her family have been enjoying farm subsidies for years, so hopefully she will return them.)
If I had the power, I would LOVE to exempt the tea partiers from all taxes. However, there are strings attached. For example, they couldn't use:
-city water -sewer systems -police -the fire department -public schools -parks -public defenders -libraries -community colleges -student loans -roads and bridges -social security, medicare or veteran's benefits. (I especially love the cut taxes/not defense sign. Dude.)
I could keep going. The one that always baffles me is the tea party hatred against food and health inspectors. As far as I know, being a member of the tea party does not exempt you from getting salmonella poisoning or mad cow disease. Unless they have secret mutant powers.
If I had the power, I would LOVE to exempt the tea partiers from all taxes. However, there are strings attached. For example, they couldn't use:
-city water
-sewer systems
-police
-the fire department
-public schools
-parks
-public defenders
-libraries
-community colleges
-student loans
-roads and bridges
-social security, medicare or veteran's benefits. (I especially love the cut taxes/not defense sign. Dude.)
I could keep going. The one that always baffles me is the tea party hatred against food and health inspectors. As far as I know, being a member of the tea party does not exempt you from getting salmonella poisoning or mad cow disease. Unless they have secret mutant powers.
Thanks for the laugh, BB.
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This is from a Facebook page called, "You can't have a Tea Party without some Fruitcakes and Nuts."
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