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[bonnemenagere]

I drank way too much jager last night. I don't remember anything past lets say...1 O'clock. Which was 20 minutes after I got there. This morning I was so hungover/still inebriated I got locked out of my apartment ($200 to get back in...thank you Bulgarian locksmith) and then left my purse at McDonalds. My head feels as though it is being devoured alive by some vicious fungus.

I wish I hadn't tried so hard to impress that cute boy who turned out to be gay.