9 volt

Apr 16, 2006 17:48

so, its 2am and im walking to my car and suddenly i hear shuffling coming up behind me. i look, and surprise surprise:

its 9 volt again! aaand he asks me for a light (again), so i give him the one thats on my cigarette case. this apparently sparked his interest, because he (drunkenly, im assuming) begins ranting about how i could add a flashlight to it, and subsequently move onto a small plot of land and make my own clothes and eat organic food and be sustainable and live as a child of the earth.   he then proceeds to show me the pants that he had made out of two hoodies (without a sewing needle might i add... i dont quite understand it...) and the hole in the thigh where he had cut out the Fila logo.   
"corporations like that can go eat dirt... i'd tell them to eat shit, but i'm sure they already are" 
well a lovely 5 minutes pass before i say i need to leave, so we go our separate ways as i continue to hear "peace and love, peace and love... dont forget self sufficiency! peace and love...  " fading into the distance

this man is amazing[ly hilarious]
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