c'mon barbie lets go party
Ive never really thought back on my time with plastic humans before, but today, as I was watching a little girl browsing the barbie's (the fake ones) in save-on, I remembered that strange sexual energy and giddy shame of playing with barbie's in my bedroom. It is now clear to me that barbie and friends released our initial sexuality. If our parents ever found out what we were really doing with our dolls, they would most certainly be confiscated. Those dolls were fucking hand held sexpots. Dolls are full of incest. A friend of my parents once gave me mormon dolls, I think it was Donny and Marie Osmond. but I had no idea what the fuck a mormon was so they ended up being gigantic sinners in my house. The Osmond's sucked so they lived in a shoe box, They got married. Only a seven year old can create an incestuous Mormon celebrity relationship and have it be romantic. But the Barbie family lived in the dream house... it was also full of incest. doesn't everyone know.... barbie and ken are brother and sister........