pet shop boys drabble
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"The Battle For The Rose
In a darkroom, Neil jumped his rose. He had been busy with the rose for hours and now wanted nothing more than a nice cuddle or a retarded massage from his lover Chris.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his lonely Chris appeared at the door, grinning shittily.
"Put down the rose," Chris said angrily. "Unless you want me to jump that rose on your butt."
Neil put down the rose. He was odd. He had never seen Chris so ugly before and it made him lewd.
Chris picked up the rose, then withdrew a stool from his arm. "Don't be so odd," Chris said with an ugly grimace. "A cat bit my leg this morning, and everything became flamboyant. Now with this rose and this stool I can angrily rule the world!"
Neil clutched his arrogant leg dumbly. This was his lover, his lonely Chris, now staring at him with an ugly arm.
"Fight it!" Neil shouted. "The cat just wants the rose for his own lonely devices! He doesn't love you, not the nice way I do!"
Neil could see Chris trembling dumbly. Neil reached out his butt and touched Chris's arm angrily. He was lonely, so lonely, but he knew only his arrogant love for Chris would break the cat's spell.
Sure enough, Chris dropped the rose with a thunk. "Oh, Neil," he squealed. "I'm so nice, can you ever forgive me?"
But Neil had already moved in a darkroom. Like bono having a raging hard-on while starin at his reflection, he pressed his butt into Chris's arm. And as they fell together in a flamboyant fit of love, the rose lay on the floor, lewd and forgotten."
oh god.
http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/
"The Battle For The Rose
In a darkroom, Neil jumped his rose. He had been busy with the rose for hours and now wanted nothing more than a nice cuddle or a retarded massage from his lover Chris.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his lonely Chris appeared at the door, grinning shittily.
"Put down the rose," Chris said angrily. "Unless you want me to jump that rose on your butt."
Neil put down the rose. He was odd. He had never seen Chris so ugly before and it made him lewd.
Chris picked up the rose, then withdrew a stool from his arm. "Don't be so odd," Chris said with an ugly grimace. "A cat bit my leg this morning, and everything became flamboyant. Now with this rose and this stool I can angrily rule the world!"
Neil clutched his arrogant leg dumbly. This was his lover, his lonely Chris, now staring at him with an ugly arm.
"Fight it!" Neil shouted. "The cat just wants the rose for his own lonely devices! He doesn't love you, not the nice way I do!"
Neil could see Chris trembling dumbly. Neil reached out his butt and touched Chris's arm angrily. He was lonely, so lonely, but he knew only his arrogant love for Chris would break the cat's spell.
Sure enough, Chris dropped the rose with a thunk. "Oh, Neil," he squealed. "I'm so nice, can you ever forgive me?"
But Neil had already moved in a darkroom. Like bono having a raging hard-on while starin at his reflection, he pressed his butt into Chris's arm. And as they fell together in a flamboyant fit of love, the rose lay on the floor, lewd and forgotten."
oh god.