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Bonjour mes amis! J'ai un grand penis! Whats up everyone? I never update because my access to the internet is not exactly frequent. But i must tell you all the wonderful news! Part the Red Sea and shoot yourself in the face, I'm going back to VMI! As most of you are either walking along the sea bed or dead, there is not much of a point to continue this post, however, I will go against the norm and surprise my readers. I work at Walmart 3rd shift. Isn't that swell? Actually I'm off tonight due to fictional diareha and a bit tipsy. My balls are huge. What is there to even talk about on LJ? My days are fairly boring and uneventful, except for a few enjoyable instances which are I will keep to myself, you perverts. So yeah I'm in debt hardcore and will bne for a long. I hope I don't pull a Bart and keep using my credit cards, so that one day I can be debt-free or close to it. So yeah, VMI. August 28th. Buddy is gay, but also AWOL because I can't freakin' get ahold of him. He's either dead or blatently avoiding me. Have a super day and kill yourself a doon coon!