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Mar 12, 2008 20:13

So, I've had this blog for well, a while, but then my roommate Bekah decided that she was going to start writing in her blog and well what the heck. So here I am really trying to avoiding my homework and I decided this would be a good idea, okay so maybe just an idea.

Alright well honestly I have no idea what to put in this thing.

Okay well my roommate's boyfriend or sort-of-boyfriend just showed up and well all of my newly discovered pet peeves are now going to start their irritation right now even though they are leaving. So here we go.

1. if someone is watching a movie, doing homework, doing anything, DON'T INTERRUPT! Is it really necessary for you to talk the second you walk in the door.

2. Turn your phone on vibrate. If your getting a text message I don't want to know about it, especially if it goes off every five seconds.

3. Stop whining. I mean you can complain, but do you have to do it in your baby voice? Baby voices should be reserved for babies--okay not even babies it should just not exist.

4. Is it necessary to change your outfit fifty times? 5 times is acceptable, 10 is a little overkill, 15 is outrageous, 20 plus is beyond all description.

5. Your hair looks fine. You have been complaining/working on it for 2 hours, shut up already.

6. Be considerate. Some of us do not think that waking up at 6:30 in the morning just for our hair is necessary, so stop screaming at the mirror it won't do you any good, and it will just get you yelled at by some very grouchy roomates who belive that sleep is essential for their wellbeing and ridiculous good looks.

7. If your mourning over the fact that your boyfriend is a bad kisser is more of a downer then your mourning session over actually breaking up with him, there are some issues.

8. P.S. you wouldn't tell someone they're fat, no one is going to tell you, so stop saying it and expecting people to comment.

9. stop crying, (my personal motto: Tom Hanks says there is no crying in baseball and baseball is life so therefore there's no crying in life) I don't want to see it, hear it, or whatever, either suck it up or cry in private.

Okay I can't really think of ten but seriously girls drive me nuts. Girls with their boyfriends drive me especially nuts. For crying out loud, how do guys put up with girls who are whiny and needy and completely psycho. No wonder guys get so frustrated, girls take flirty to far. Girls should act like themselves. A little flirting goes a long way, let the guy show off and do some work beside actually asking you out.

Alright, rant of the day is over. So how did I do? Ah well. Later.  
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