You are an IDIOT every day of the week...and things you should know
I love icons, I wish I was Sam Carter, and this line makes me so happy I don't think my sarcastic vocabulary can even begin to explain. So thank you, you blessed person who made this.
So I think I owe a few people a little bit of an explination. I think there are somethings you need to know that most people don't pick up on. Okay no one picks up on this unless they are the same way.
I have to have 'Me' time. So don't be offended if I don't talk to you all the time. I miss being able to lock myself in a room and just relax, read a book, do homework, watch T.V., think, enjoy the sound of silence. This is my method of keeping myself collected and sane. I take advantage of everyone of these opportunities. But living in a 3 bedroom apartment with 6 people plus the numerous loud guests, these opportunities are few and if one does present itself it is best utilized to accomplish something before getting distracted. So I often try to create these opportunities myself. This is most easily accomplished by watching T.V. on my computer. It's a means of focused drifting, it mearley serves as a mental regrouping, not a complete mental outlook overhaul and a few hours of sleep. So it is a pretty frequent (everyday) occurrence. The consequences of not being able to have these moments are beyond dire. I have a very short fuse, made shorter by pending insanity, so I will most likely go out of my way to offend you, on purpose, just to make you mad. I will most likely freak out beyond all description. Whatever I say will usually be the truth, but something I would never say. I'll regret doing it but since it's the truth I won't apologize for the statement, maybe just the freak out. In short the picture and quote above will be reenacted fairly accurately.
I don't think like a girl. I'm not thinking "...I think he hates me, why does he hate me?." I don't ask dumb questions (following the previous example), "...Do you hate me? You hate me. Why do you hate me?"
I really hate meaningless conversations. I really don't have to be in contact with someone constantly. I don't feel the need to talk to you every five minutes. Actually I can't multitask so if I am doing my homework leave me alone so that I can accomplish something. I hate girlie conversations, those that start with "...so boytoy hasn't called/texted me since this morning, I wonder what he is doing, maybe I should call him, maybe he is in class. What do you think? So do you think I should call him?"
Screams of agony or exasperation are not invitations to talk to me. Please don't ask me what's wrong. Sometimes I scream at inanimate objects and I don't need your input. Please don't defend said inanimate object, sometimes I need something to yell at, and if I haven't had one of my zen sessions above, you might be the receiver of the cursing and yelling at.
I don't really cry. I cry alone. In my room. With the lights off. In my pillow. Alone. There. I admitted it. Only my family has seen me cry. I hate crying in public. I have this thing about crying it kind of goes like this... there is no crying in baseball, and baseball is life so therefore there is no crying in life.
Okay so I really just don't want to give up my 'tough girl' image. Okay that's true but not the truth. Truthfully I think crying should be the product of feeling an emotion so very truthfully and deeply. I have yet to feel something so raw that it would cause me to cry like that. I think crying should be a hard place to get to. I have little respect for those who cry easily, I can tell when you are truly feeling something. I am on the campus of tears, raised in a culture of tears, most of which I find to be fake and insincere. So suck it up.
I really do try to be nice but I have a low tolerance level of people. Very low. Just because I like you and you like them does not mean I will like them. Get over it. That's the way it goes, money back guaranteed the reverse is true.
I have a high physical pain tolerance, anyone who doesn't I have no pity for. Pain is weakness. And while that seems like a cruel statement, it has a lot of validity. Walk it off, take some painkillers, grab some ice and shut up.
I really do like sports and I do understand the intricacies of almost any major sport minus soccer. I am still working on hockey, cricket, rugby and aussie rules. But honestly I love watching and playing sports. I have an appreciation for the physicality of almost every sport and I think Kenny Mayne is the funniest man alive. I judge you poorly if you don't like sports and do not know how to run. Don't look at me like a poser when I say that I hate the Yankees cause I really do hate them, and the Raiders. I hate the fact that the Yankees have taken the competition out of baseball. Everyone knows the Yankees are the MLB Monopoly, the only team that can afford to pay all of the best players at the same time and take advantage of it. I praise every team that beats them, and I have been so glad that they have not been as dominate the last few years. Oh and Red Sox fans...2/3rds of you are posers so go away, and the rest of you get over it. Your fifteen minutes were over an hour ago, get off the stage.
Okay so this is my last one for tonight and it is a doosie. I am ADD. No not really but let me explain. I get tired of things, people quickly. I could never get a tattoo because I would get tired of it easily. I have music ADD, I can't even listen to the same genre for longer then a half an hour. Seeing someone, or talking to someone everyday tires me out. It is sort of a nuisance. I take things in small doses. So do forgive if I ignore, most likely I am doing it for your personal saftey (same consequences as above).
aaah if only I could write my essay with such passion ;)