Zoe's story...

[boneshard]

Me: "So, Zoe, how was school today?"

Zoë: "Pretty good. There was no water and everyone was running around yelling about killing Jesus."

Me: "What?"

Zoë: "They said he broke the law and they were gonna kill him."

Me: "Ok. Did the kids say this?"

Zoë: "No, the grown-ups. They beat him up."

Me: "Ok. Where did this come from?"

Zoë: "Mommy said they nailed him on the arm."

Me: "Oh! Ok. But why did this come up at school?"

Zoë: "It wasn't at school. God did it."

...

Zoë: "Daddy?"

Me: "Yes?"

Zoë: "Everybody hates Jesus."