The Sea Witch Asks Another Witch About A Witch

[bonesandbottles]

[Private to Marie]

With the intention of possibly causing harm to him, what do you know about Sebastian? What's his tale?

Comments

[gingeredwitch]

Yes, he does seem to do that.

[...]

As long as you ensure it doesn't get back to him that I told you, chere. This goes double for your friend, who I don't know.

[bonesandbottles]

You can cut off my hands if it gets back to you, Marie.

[gingeredwitch]

Well, you're hardly any use to me without hands, darlin. I'm just trusting your discretion.

[bonesandbottles]

You and I both know that was an exaggeration, but I hope you know my heart is in the right place.

[gingeredwitch]

Naturally, honey.

[...]

I'll give you a hint. He's particularly afraid of buckets of water.

[bonesandbottles]

[...]

Oh shit, you've got to be kidding me. Does he melt, too?

[gingeredwitch]

One can only hope, chere, but I haven't yet tried.

[bonesandbottles]

Oh that's fucking rich. I'd laugh if I wasn't an incarnation of Ursula.

[gingeredwitch]

At least you didn't rely on deformed primates, lovely.

[bonesandbottles]

Thank god.