Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
mychemicallove (-5000 points). Last Sunday I gave
hannahbackwards a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In January I set
smeared_black_'s puppy on fire (-66 points). In October I broke
_dirtypanties's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I helped
myheartisfull4u across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5082 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Bonemachine_