badger5 and I have been banned from Wikipedia for forty-eight hours for "sneaky vandalism." I've never been so proud of us.
Now, my anonymous edits may be banned, but the account I made a few minutes ago is still free to educate the masses about that most wily of imaginary creatures, the cactcus cat. Further enlightenment will take place tomorrow when mrshortpants's scholarly friends at KSU add details and reliable sources to his shiny new article. Ordinarily I'd lose interest after half an hour, but my truthiness was questioned by a user who lists Celine Dion as her favorite music. Mrshortpants must defend his intellectual integrity.
Yes, I have two projects due this week. What of it?