-5 Smart Points
[Scene 1. Int. Day.]
Me: Since it's practically springtime outside, I should go for a walk to break in my new shoes.
Chorus: A walk! New shoes! Unseasonable warmth!
[Scene 2. Ext. Day.]
Me: My left heel is a bit sore. Well, that's why the shoes are being broken in.
Chorus: It's sixty-five degrees out here! In January! We must have wandered into the Southern Hemisphere.
Me: Two miles later, my heel has stopped whining. Good.
[Scene 3. Int. Night.]
Me: La-di-da, dinner, la-di-da, fall asleep on couch.
Chorus: No need for blankets on this mild summer evening!
Me: La-di-da, shower. Why is my sock stuck to my heel? ...Oh, that's a not insignificant amount of blood.
Chorus: Heat-madness awakens carnivorous urges in footwear!
Me: Heh, I typed "footware" at first. My toes are open-source.
Me: Since it's practically springtime outside, I should go for a walk to break in my new shoes.
Chorus: A walk! New shoes! Unseasonable warmth!
[Scene 2. Ext. Day.]
Me: My left heel is a bit sore. Well, that's why the shoes are being broken in.
Chorus: It's sixty-five degrees out here! In January! We must have wandered into the Southern Hemisphere.
Me: Two miles later, my heel has stopped whining. Good.
[Scene 3. Int. Night.]
Me: La-di-da, dinner, la-di-da, fall asleep on couch.
Chorus: No need for blankets on this mild summer evening!
Me: La-di-da, shower. Why is my sock stuck to my heel? ...Oh, that's a not insignificant amount of blood.
Chorus: Heat-madness awakens carnivorous urges in footwear!
Me: Heh, I typed "footware" at first. My toes are open-source.