"Chaos, fire and blood... rivers of blood!"
_feckless asked if I could hunt down the website for Rhapsody, that band of roguish Steelgods whose name is Agony and who love in equal measure Caffeine-Free Diet Coke, Harry Potter, and cryptic messages to the human beam. I am pleased to announce that MightyRhapsody.com is still going strong and still bringing the sexy, sexy splash images. The drummer's shame is almost palpable; one can only suppose that his bandmates use their enormous hair to shield against their own regrets.
Let us taste the magic, keeping in mind that this stuff is narrated (possibly with a straight face) by Christopher Lee:
Turilli explains a bit of the story behind the album. “Triumph Or Agony represents the chapter of the saga when our heroes - Khaas, hero of the middle lands, Tarish the elfking, Princess Lothen, Dargor, the shadowlord, and the wise wizard Iras Algor, are ready to enter the dark caves of 'Dar-Kunor', a subterranean labyrinth of horrors located in the heart of the misty darklands. The heroes have to challenge the ancestral secrets of 'Dar-Kunor' in order to search for the last of the seven black books written in primordial times with the blood of the angels by Nekron, the demonknight, son of the hellgod Kron. This black book could contain the worst of the prophecies threatening the known world.”
Never change, boys. ♥ Never change.
Let us taste the magic, keeping in mind that this stuff is narrated (possibly with a straight face) by Christopher Lee:
Turilli explains a bit of the story behind the album. “Triumph Or Agony represents the chapter of the saga when our heroes - Khaas, hero of the middle lands, Tarish the elfking, Princess Lothen, Dargor, the shadowlord, and the wise wizard Iras Algor, are ready to enter the dark caves of 'Dar-Kunor', a subterranean labyrinth of horrors located in the heart of the misty darklands. The heroes have to challenge the ancestral secrets of 'Dar-Kunor' in order to search for the last of the seven black books written in primordial times with the blood of the angels by Nekron, the demonknight, son of the hellgod Kron. This black book could contain the worst of the prophecies threatening the known world.”
Never change, boys. ♥ Never change.