Unclean! Unclean!
Dear Manufacturers of Auto-Flushing Toilets,
I appreciate your work. Really, I do. That assurance that I will not enter a public restroom stall and find someone else's bodily wastes floating in the toilet bowl gives me courage in the face of otherwise quite horrifying conditions.
However, your product should not auto-flush-- especially not repeatedly-- while I am sitting still on it. The last thing I needed today was a sloppy bidet. Twice.
With mingled gratitude and revulsion,
She Who Will Never Feel Quite Clean Enough Again
I appreciate your work. Really, I do. That assurance that I will not enter a public restroom stall and find someone else's bodily wastes floating in the toilet bowl gives me courage in the face of otherwise quite horrifying conditions.
However, your product should not auto-flush-- especially not repeatedly-- while I am sitting still on it. The last thing I needed today was a sloppy bidet. Twice.
With mingled gratitude and revulsion,
She Who Will Never Feel Quite Clean Enough Again