My mouse could only be better if it spontaneously generated candy.
It never ceases to amuse me that, while the geek concentration of JET is pretty high to begin with, the geek concentration of JETs in Shimokita is just unreal. When you have half the area JETs crammed into one house for ten solid hours of video and tabletop gaming, you're approaching critical levels of something. Sometimes I wonder if we ever freak out the staff at the local electronics stores by descending en masse.
That would be my happy for the beginning of the week.
And this would be my deeply biological unhappy:
Dear チャーム ソフト,
If it needs changing after every fifty-minute class, your tampon is not super, or even スーパー. Admittedly, my body's approach to menstruation is "Four days, but what a four days!" but you're not even trying, you brain-rotted fungus-munchers. Enclosed please find my red and angry underwear.
No love,
Me
P.S. Next time I'm saving my used tampons and using them to paint "FURIOUS GAIJIN FLOW" on your corporate headquarters.
Anyway, I had a good weekend, which has made Monday something of a drag. At least I have my outrageously sexy new mouse to console me. So sleek and pretty. So not throwing the cursor randomly over the screen when I leave it alone. So not requiring me to plug it in three or four times before the light comes on. So deliciously ergonomic. So horizontal scrolling. So convenient with the side-buttons. Mmm. The old mouse has been given a small pension and sent to retire in the Forgotten Cardboard Box Assisted Living Facility.
That would be my happy for the beginning of the week.
And this would be my deeply biological unhappy:
Dear チャーム ソフト,
If it needs changing after every fifty-minute class, your tampon is not super, or even スーパー. Admittedly, my body's approach to menstruation is "Four days, but what a four days!" but you're not even trying, you brain-rotted fungus-munchers. Enclosed please find my red and angry underwear.
No love,
Me
P.S. Next time I'm saving my used tampons and using them to paint "FURIOUS GAIJIN FLOW" on your corporate headquarters.
Anyway, I had a good weekend, which has made Monday something of a drag. At least I have my outrageously sexy new mouse to console me. So sleek and pretty. So not throwing the cursor randomly over the screen when I leave it alone. So not requiring me to plug it in three or four times before the light comes on. So deliciously ergonomic. So horizontal scrolling. So convenient with the side-buttons. Mmm. The old mouse has been given a small pension and sent to retire in the Forgotten Cardboard Box Assisted Living Facility.