Attention Via Broken Glassware [Accidental Video]

[bone_genius]

[You've begun to receive a video stream from Dr. Brennan's communicator, but this isn't a message.

The first thing you'll notice is what you can hear. What is that? Yes, it's two people very clearly going at it. You know what I mean...

The next thing you'll notice is what you can see. No, this isn't some kind of accidental pornography. Her

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1/idk

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[Oh hey those look like Wesker's gla--]

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[Uuuuuh]

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JEGUS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING?

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[bone_genius]

[Karkat will receive this message quite some time later...]

Before I tell you what we were doing, I would like to make sure your question was not rhetorical.

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NO, IT ISN'T FUCKING RHETORICAL.

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[bone_genius]

[This was rather painful for Brennan to type out, and it took her a while to find the right wording...]

We were engaging in coitus.

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WHAT.

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[bone_genius]

[Whyyyyyyyyyyy.... T_T]

Do you not know what that means? Synonyms are fornicating, mating, having sex...

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[bone_genius]

What is that? Are you just hitting keys at random or does this mean something?

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LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT IT MEANS.
HERE I GO:
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