93rd Transmutation. -- [locked from hostiles]

[bondingalchemy]

Mother?

Yes, dear?

Why are people standing like they're trying to win a statue contest?

Oh, that's a...data freeze...which means--

Ugh. Not again.

A data freeze?

Yep. Happens every so often. However, people like to have fun and pull pranks on people.

Can we pull a prank on father?...you know. Yes, yes, we can. We can even do it to

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[fireybrush]

I'm claiming rights to mess with Haku, that's all I'm saying.

[bondingalchemy]

Come on, she's my daughter. I have to mess with her, even if it's only once.

[fireybrush]

You really wanna test me? I've never had an opportunity like this before, and oh the plans I've got... A girl needs a chance to experiment with her inner fabulous sometime, right?

*No, Lori. Most don't.*

[bondingalchemy]

Uh...

Sure, why not.

Besides, I have a damn near child as a husband. I think I know more about "inner fabulous".

[fireybrush]

... Point...

[bondingalchemy]

Therefore, I win.

[fireybrush]

But when else will I have the chance to confuse Haku so much?!

[bondingalchemy]

After I'm done with her?

[fireybrush]

... But what if she wakes up before I get the chance?!

[bondingalchemy]

Tough shit?

[fireybrush]

Screw that!

You already have Greg and the rest of the Hyperion!

[bondingalchemy]

Okay, fine, we'll share.

You really don't think I'd be that evil to not let you in, huh, Lori?

[fireybrush]

O-of course not! That's what made this feel so weird!