I need sleep
I totally fell asleep in class today..I haven't done that in a while. Not since high school. I took the most wonderful naps in high school (but still managed to pull a high average). Oh yeah, and in freshman year during a computer course with a professor I dubbed "Skelator". 'Cept he kept waking me up because he never mastered the art of turning off the right lights to properly illuminate his utterly fascinating Power Point slideshows. How rude.
You get the most vivid hallucinations when you slip into what I like to call a Class Coma. At the beginning, you're wide awake and even responsive when people greet you. You'll even manage to sound coherent.
Then you wake up after, say, five minutes, because it's like sleeping on a plane (too much noise), only it will feel like you just got back from the Land of Narnia and years have passed. And when you wake up, the professor is still rambling on about the same thing, the Token I'm-So-Wonderful-You-May-Bow-Now Classmate is still making obnoxious comments and your notebook will read something reminiscent of what would come out of Ozzy Osbourne's mouth:
"Modern society is a society of progress, every society is a consumer society, objects dicta--..stuff..and..fllaaaaa(unreadable).. celery."
Mmmhmm, I'll be hitting up that copying machine for the notes another day.
You get the most vivid hallucinations when you slip into what I like to call a Class Coma. At the beginning, you're wide awake and even responsive when people greet you. You'll even manage to sound coherent.
Then you wake up after, say, five minutes, because it's like sleeping on a plane (too much noise), only it will feel like you just got back from the Land of Narnia and years have passed. And when you wake up, the professor is still rambling on about the same thing, the Token I'm-So-Wonderful-You-May-Bow-Now Classmate is still making obnoxious comments and your notebook will read something reminiscent of what would come out of Ozzy Osbourne's mouth:
"Modern society is a society of progress, every society is a consumer society, objects dicta--..stuff..and..fllaaaaa(unreadable).. celery."
Mmmhmm, I'll be hitting up that copying machine for the notes another day.