Yes, I'm aware that other people don't have this problem
I had been leisurely enjoying my late monday evening when I discovered my photograph in the society pages.
And I look absolutely retarded.
I'm the sort of person who can pose rather well, since I spent much of my formative years perfecting my runway walk to the best of Rupaul. So when I was caught by a wayward photographer at the super-huge event I went to last Thursday, I did my best to strike my patented "Sexy Young Lass" pose.
On viewing this photograph, it is obvious that I look more "ass" than "lass." It is quite possibly one of the worst photographs ever taken of me (and this is considering that somewhere out there is a photograph of me sitting on the hood of a 1985 Buick Skyhawk). If it weren't for the cleavage, I wouldn't have recognized myself.
:(
And I look absolutely retarded.
I'm the sort of person who can pose rather well, since I spent much of my formative years perfecting my runway walk to the best of Rupaul. So when I was caught by a wayward photographer at the super-huge event I went to last Thursday, I did my best to strike my patented "Sexy Young Lass" pose.
On viewing this photograph, it is obvious that I look more "ass" than "lass." It is quite possibly one of the worst photographs ever taken of me (and this is considering that somewhere out there is a photograph of me sitting on the hood of a 1985 Buick Skyhawk). If it weren't for the cleavage, I wouldn't have recognized myself.
:(