bondchick_nett: lawls I can't believe I'm a pensioner at the ripe age of 28
bondchick_nett: WTH is that about!? xD
baykinz: now you can start publicly whining about how difficult it is to live on a pension
bondchick_nett: AHAHAHHAA
bondchick_nett: except for how I'm like HELL YES PENSION *air punch*
bondchick_nett: and we're all excited about having money xD
baykinz: you're not a real pensioner unless you whinge about it a lot in public and demand everyone you encounter give you a discount/listen to your complaints/put you first in whatever you feel entitled to
baykinz: you fail at being a pensioner D: <<<<<
bondchick_nett: OMG! You think they shall revoke it because I'm not whinging enough?! *aghast*
baykinz: probably!
bondchick_nett: SHITE! QUICK! Uh... NOT BEING ABLE TO PURCHASE AN iPHONE RIGHT AWAY IS SUCH A SCAM, HOW DARE THEY NOT PAY ME ENOUGH TO BUY ONE OUTRIGHT ON THE FIRST PAYMENT!! D:<
bondchick_nett: You think that will cut it?
baykinz: you have to do it in the store, and then demand massive discounts because the government is gypping you so bad
bondchick_nett: Oh, maaaaan. Why can't crapping onto you count?
bondchick_nett: Look, that was a whinge too!
bondchick_nett: A whine and a whinge in the space of a minute
bondchick_nett: PENSIONER LEVEL UP!
baykinz: boo boo boop!