jtph_jo: wtf nicole richie had a baby called sparrow
jtph_jo: which is a BOY O_o
bondchick_nett: Yes
bondchick_nett: Sparrow's full name is hilarious, Jo xD
jtph_jo: what is sparrow's full name??
bondchick_nett: Sparrow James Midnight Madden
bondchick_nett: MIDNIGHT, BITCHES!
jtph_jo: only james sounds remotely like a boy's name to me
baykinz: if I were him I'd go by Jim
jtph_jo: lol same XD XD
jtph_jo: midnight might work for a male... horse
jtph_jo: but not for a boy
bondchick_nett: Clearly they're massive fans of PotC
baykinz: I'm going to name my child Velociraptor Malcolm Muldoon because I like Jurassic Park
baykinz: some people will judge me! They will be like "Velociraptor isn't a name"
baykinz: BUT I WILL BEAR THE DISCRIMINATION BRAVELY LIKE NICOLE BEFORE ME
jtph_jo: velociraptor > sparrow
jtph_jo: at least he'd be named after something BADASS
baykinz: velociraptor could eat sparrow
baykinz: HEY NICOLE MY KID CAN BEAT UP YOUR KID D: